How To Create More Privacy For Sex

Name: How To Create More Privacy For Sex
Uploaded: 2024-08-01T10:15:06+00:00
Duration: 43 s
Channel: Vanessa Marin
Description: A short YouTube transcript (Vanessa Marin with Xander Marin) offering practical, humorous suggestions for how parents can preserve flirtation/privacy…

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A short YouTube transcript (Vanessa Marin with Xander Marin) offering practical, humorous suggestions for how parents can preserve flirtation/privacy around children by using innocuous code-phrases and staged reasons for intimacy (examples: 'doing taxes', 'going over the electricity bill', 'checking dad for eczema'). The clip focuses on examples collected from their community and light, comedic commentary about plausibility and implied nakedness.

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One of the biggest challenges that parents face is feeling like they can't flirt with each other in front of the kids. So there's, like, no way to keep any sexual tension or simmer going. So then it's like you get to the end of the night, you got.
To go zero to 60.
Exactly. We got a bunch of examples from our community. One couple said, we call it doing taxes.
No one's going to bat an eye that, like, you're talking about the taxes all the time. Maybe when they become adults, they're going to be like, huh, My parents did taxes a lot.
Another couple said, we said that we have to go over the electricity bill.
Got those things every month on. There could be a lot of analyzing to do.
And my personal favorite, I have to check dad for eczema.
Kids definitely not coming along for that one.
It implies that there's going to be some nakedness involved. Like, I got to check dad all over.
Yeah, maybe like we're popping pimples.
No, that's even worse.
Could be sexy for some people. We'll see.