Short YouTube clip (Vanessa Marin) presenting a humorous back-and-forth with Xander Marin about what to buy a spouse for Valentine’s Day. The transcript lists and dismisses several gift ideas (socks, sweater, perfume, chocolate, novelty boxers, Sephora/Ulta gift cards, beef jerky bouquet) with playful frustration and repetition.
What to get your husband for Valentine's Day.
What to get my wife for Valentine's Day.
Okay, let's see what our options are. Socks.
Okay, Internet, you're gonna tell me what to get her. Perfume. Wait, but she hates perfume.
Sweater. This is boring.
Ooh, chocolate. But I'm gonna eat most of them and she's gonna get pissed.
Elephant trunk boxers could be a contender.
Okay, so it looks like the top contenders are Sephora or Ulta. Gift card. All right, Sephora. Ulta. Which one does she like? I mean, I've for sure been to an Ulta with her, right? I guess the one with the stripes, but Sephora? Wait, where is Sephora?
A beef jerky bouquet. Sort of creative. But then he's going to get an upset stomach, and I'm going to have to deal with it. Wait a second. Xander. Babe?
Sephora. Ulta.
Babe, what happened?
Sephora. Ulta.
Sephora.
Just tell me which is the one with the stripes. Babe?
Oh, God. Were you trying to find something for me for Valentine's Day?
You got this, buddy. You got this. Just another Valentine's Day.