YouTube video episode from the “Smash or Pass” series (host Vanessa Marin and husband Xander) where Vanessa surprises Xander by trying an Internet massage technique called “the rattlesnake.” The short transcript shows playful, nervous banter during an awkward/intimate massage demonstration; Vanessa frames the series as testing weird sex tips so viewers don’t have to.
I really hope the video. You can see these cheeks clenching.
Welcome back to Smash or Pass, a series where we, a sex therapist, and her husband, try out the Internet's weirdest sex tips so you don't have to. Now, you're probably noticing that my husband Xander is not here with me right now, and that's because we have a very special tip that we're trying out today. My social media manager told me that I need to surprise him with this one, so I'm recording it while he's not here. Let's see. See what I'm doing today? The rattlesnake. Okay. I'm always making Xander try out weird things from the Internet, so I don't know if he's going to be too phased by this one, but let's see.
I'm here. What are we doing here?
It's a massage technique that is supposed to be, like, really connecting and feel very intimate.
I'm worried.
Maybe put your head down. I want you just, like, to be fully comfortable.
Oh, boy. I'm scared. Okay. What are you doing? Is that your arm? Elbow.
I'm clenching your butt cheeks.
I want you to go any lower. Oh, please. Oh, no, no. Chauncey, help.
This one's a. No, it. This is not an intimacy. What was that?