Smash Or Pass: Part 17

Welcome back to Smash or Pass, a series where we, a sex therapist, and her husband, try out the Internet's weirdest sex tips so you don't have to. Here's what we're doing today. Write out the Alphabet, A to Z on her clitoris.

Okay. We can. We can try that.

That's a lot of letters. I already know how I think this one's gonna go, but I'm game. We can try it out.

Do I have to sing the Alphabet song in my head?

Sure. All right, reporting back. There is absolutely nothing special about trying out the Alphabet. It is not the secret code. Honestly, I could. That you are very in your head thinking about what letters to do.

I have to say the Alphabet out loud to know where all the letters go. I don't sing the song, but, like, I do have to say it.

And also, if you think about it, some of the letters are, like, really awkward movements. Like, think about it. D. Like, it's not a smooth, consistent.

Movement or, like a T or an I, anything you have to dot or cross. You end up just thinking, wait, how do I do this? Is that right? If she didn't know it was the Alphabet, she wouldn't know what letters I was doing. Let's be real.

This one's a big old pass for us. Us?

Yeah.