Smash or Pass (Part 20)

This is surprisingly one where I kind of just want to say pass before we even try.

Welcome back to Smash or Pass, a series where we, a sex therapist, and her husband, try out the Internet's weirdest sex tips so you don't have to.

Lucky us.

Here is what we are trying today. As you're writing him, clamp down on his earlobes with your fingers and pull on them to rock yourself forward and backward.

My ears. Easy.

Wait, so I'm, like, using your ear ears as leverage to rock back and forth?

Okay, that was not nearly as bad as I was worried about.

I went gentle.

It wasn't painful. That being said, it was not good. If pulling on your earlobes does it for you, then hell yeah, you should absolutely do this. It just felt weird, and I was worried that you might pull hard or, like, lose your balance and give a yank or something.

It's very difficult to. To hold on to someone's ears and have, like, their ears be your anchor point. Like, I need something more firm to grip onto. I can't be, like, I don't know, just pinching the little earlobes.

Yeah, well, I mean, if you need to use them as an anchor point, that's gonna be a world of hurt, so don't do that.

I'm gonna give this one a pass.

Yeah, for sure.

There are better ways to play around with those sensitive little ears.