Vanessa Marin and her husband Xander test the viral washing machine sex tip. They find the positioning works but the machine is awkward and slippery, and recommend a countertop or chair instead.
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Never thought you'd hear me say that with this one.
Welcome back to Smash or pass, a series where we, a s. X therapist, and her husband try out the Internet's weirdest tips and let you know if they're actually any good. Ready to see what we're doing today?
Yeah.
Let's go have on the washing machine. You know, I've actually never done that.
I've definitely never done that.
Here's what it says. It's an on screen classic for good reason. Whether you go at it with a partner or solo, you've got to find out firsthand why washing machines is so majorly hyped. Also, you get to multitask doing your laundry and getting off, which sounds like a pretty successful afternoon if you ask me.
Okay.
All right, well, let's give it a shot.
Let's see.
I'm not sure if it's gonna work with our height difference.
I'm not sure it's gonna work with the height of the laundry machine, but we'll see.
Okay, first impressions.
See my height here, up here? I'm not sure. I need a step stool. I'm about 6 to 8 inches too short for this pile of moving blankets. Oh, I'm still a little too short. But hey, this could be fun.
I think that the reason why people talk about the washing machine is they're like, oh, it rumbles.
And not so like a vibrator.
80S. Like, this machine does not rumble.
Yeah, it's pretty whisper quiet.
Let's give it a try.
Okay.
Okay. Honestly, it was not that bad.
It was pretty good. But the goodness had nothing to do with the washing machine. Any counter, any chair, Anything to get your bodies to the right height. It's. It's a good position. I know.
Atmosphere.
Definitely wouldn't recommend doing it so low on the washing machine. Like you want your butt to be cold.
I also kept flipping on the where.
Am I going with my life off on a washing machine.
I also kept slipping on the little detergent drawer.
Then I almost broke it.
I hit my butt on the buttons on the way off. I mean, overall, fine, but do it on a countertop.
