Vanessa Marin and her husband try the "Birthday Party" couples stretch from the internet and decide it's terrifying and pointless. They recommend doing it on a bed instead and give it a hard pass.
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It's really dangerous.
This will work. But why? You could accomplish the same thing. The same stretch in a bed.
Welcome back to terrible couples Stretching positions.
You know that kind of stretching?
A series where we, a therapist and her husband try out weird couples stretches from the Internet and let you know if they're actually any good.
I mean, someone's got a stretch.
Okay, ready to see what we're doing today?
Let's go.
We are doing birthday party.
Why is it called birthday party? Someone got lazy with the naming.
It looks like I'm gonna break.
What about this? Scream's birthday. I'm dropping a present into you. That's all I can think of.
Why are you dangling off a sofa like that? How are you gonna be able to thrust? I don't know.
Oh, I could definitely thrust that. This actually, of all the ones we've done actually.
Right.
This actually looks very feasible. It just doesn't look pleasant.
Okay, let's give it a shot.
Come assume the position down here.
How am I gonna know how far away your crotch is gonna be though?
Okay, come back. You close to this chair.
Wait, we have to move this chair out of the way.
I think you're going to want to be close. Yeah. Come as close to this as you can. Cuz you're going to. Then flip over and as close as I can. The area we're trying to stretch is too far back. There we go.
Oh, God. Oh my God.
There you go. This could work. We have a winner.
Oh, my neck. That's really scary.
Put some padding under the head or the neck. If you insist. If you ins on it, don't do this. You could accomplish the same stretch in a bed without any risk to the neck.
I think that was actually terrifying. You like coming up over me like that?
