The Guy Who Has No Idea Why His Wife Doesn’t Want To Have Sex With Him

Name: The Guy Who Has No Idea Why His Wife Doesn’t Want To Have Sex With Him
Uploaded: 2023-09-09T10:00:35+00:00
Duration: 52 s
Channel: Vanessa Marin
Description: A short comedic monologue (YouTube video transcript) featuring a man who is baffled that his wife isn't interested in sex despite her doing most…

9 Sept 2023 · 1 min

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A short comedic monologue (YouTube video transcript) featuring a man who is baffled that his wife isn't interested in sex despite her doing most household chores and childcare. The speaker describes her exhaustion from cleaning, cooking, childcare, and scheduling appointments while he expects intimacy, highlighting themes of entitlement, unequal domestic labor, and misread cues in a humorous, observational tone.

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Yeah, man. It doesn't make any sense. Like, she gets home from work, right? She folds my clothes, she scrubs the toilet because I absolutely wrecked it. Yeah. So she's totally stressed out, right? I'm like, no worries. Go chill. Go make us dinner, right? So while she's doing that, I'm like, okay, you know what? I am ready. I walk up, grab her boobs, and she's totally not into it. Like, what? Yeah, I don't know what's wrong. Like, last night, after binge watching Ink master for the 50th time, I go into the bedroom and I'm like, just going to whip my dick around, you know, helicopter. But she just fell asleep. Oh, yeah. I'm totally going to try again tonight. You know, after she cleans up after dinner, loads a dishwasher, schedules that doctor's appointment for me, puts the kids down, walks the dog. Like, I'm just going to come up and dry hump her out of nowhere. Oh, God. You think that might be too subtle?