A short YouTube video by Vanessa Marin in which she and her husband Xander attempt a difficult Internet sex position (part of her "Terrible Positions from the Internet" series). The couple humorously discuss the logistics, fear, lack of flexibility, and practical impossibility (including lack of penetration) as they try the move and review footage.
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That was two seconds of pure terror.
Welcome back to Terrible Positions from the Internet, a series where we, a therapist, and her lucky husband, try out weird positions from the Internet and let you know if they're actually any good.
Someone's got to do it.
Ready to see what we're doing today?
Kind of, but not really.
Okay.
Oh, well, this is a lot harder for you than it is for me.
I'm concerned about how we're even gonna get into this.
You'll probably get in, like, a downward dog, and I will have to lift your legs up.
That's not a downward do. That's a totally different.
No, no, no, no, no. You will start in downward dog, and.
You'Re gonna flip my legs up over my body backwards.
How else are you gonna get there? Alternatively, I could pick you up and you could wrap your legs around me, and then we could slowly get you backwards. I mean, it's gotta be one of those two ways.
Why is it called St. Valentine's Day?
I think this position could genuinely work. We'll see. Let's see.
Let's try it.
I'm regretting this already.
Yeah.
You stand in front of. You stand over here.
Okay.
I have to do it?
Yeah.
Oh, my. I'm gonna break my neck.
This is why I didn't suggest this option. Can you do a back bend?
Can you just start lifting?
Lift. Are you okay?
Yeah.
No. This is not working.
Oh, my God. This is awful. This is so scary.
Okay, I have you. I have you. Don't worry.
How do I get out of it? Where do I go?
You're good. I got you.
I was so scared. There's no way you could have moved in that. That takes so much. Like, if you're one of those people who can hold a wh for five minutes. Okay, great. Kudos to you. Maybe this will work, but for us average people who aren't that flexible, like, that was terrifying.
Also, the crazy thing is you were actually too high. You. You would have had to bend your back in a natural amount in order to. To get your pelvis low enough to be in the right spot.
I'm, like, impressed that we did it, but nobody should ever do this.
Never, ever again.
It's horrible. Okay, wait. We just watched the footage back, and I realized something else that we didn't mention. Your was nowher the vicinity of my.
I could have, like, effed your thighs.
There's no way that that could have any sort of penetration.
