Trying out viral positions! 😂 #marriedlife #relationshiphumor #marriedhumor

Name: Trying out viral positions! 😂 #marriedlife #relationshiphumor #marriedhumor
Uploaded: 2026-04-09T22:50:23+00:00
Duration: 1 min 52 s
Channel: Vanessa Marin
Description: In this short, informal YouTube clip from the series "Weird Positions from the Internet," sex therapist Vanessa Marin and her husband Xander Marin…

9 Apr 2026 · 2 min

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In this short, informal YouTube clip from the series "Weird Positions from the Internet," sex therapist Vanessa Marin and her husband Xander Marin attempt to explore the "surfboard" sex position they found online. The conversation quickly derails into a comedic back‑and‑forth about how the pose resembles a way to poop in the woods, with Xander making crude analogies and Vanessa expressing confusion and mild disgust. They joke about balance, hand placement, and the impracticality of the position, ultimately deciding not to try it in the video. The pair solicit viewer comments on how people would handle the position and on personal experiences with outdoor bathroom habits, ending with a playful tease about therapy. The tone is casual, humorous, and slightly self‑deprecating, aimed at entertaining a married‑life audience while teasing a future attempt at the position.

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Holding on for dear life.
Welcome back to Weird Positions from the Internet, a series where we, a sex therapist and her husband, try out weird positions that we found on the internet and let you know if they're actually any good. All right. Ready to see what we are attempting today?
No. Is no a possible answer? No. No. Okay. Yes. No.
It's called surfboard, which is great for you because you're a surfer.
I love surfing. This is not how I surf. Well, it's how you sit on the board, kind of, when you're waiting for a wave, but it's definitely not how you surf. I hate to be crude, but this is how I poop. This is not how I have a shit.
You poop in this position?
No, I mean, like, if I was in the woods.
How often are you pooping in the woods?
Rarely. When I'm camping, which is rare.
When was the last time we went camping? A long time ago. When I hear you say, "This is how I poop," I'm assuming that's what you mean your everyday poop.
This is closer to how one would poop than how they would have shit.
I'm still so confused. Also, why would your hands be down bracing yourself like that?
I gotta balance on something. I mean, ideally it would be something behind me. How do you squat in the woods when you poop?
Wait, your hands behind you? Wait, we have to forget about the point of this reel altogether. Okay, let's go. You poop like this in the woods?
Well, probably. How else? I mean, I—
What do you mean?
How would you do it? Show me how you do it. Show me.
It's not like this. Alright, show me. It's like this.
Oh, I mean, I feel like I could get thrown off balance.
I'm really disturbed. Forget about the whole point of this reel to begin with.
You know what? We're never going camping again.
Tell us in the comments, how do you poop in the woods? Because I am mortified of the idea of you crab walking your way into it.
Oh, I'm not moving around. And also let us know how you think this position would go for you. Do you have a gumpy dick?
Okay, we need a second to regroup. I need to—
You need some therapy for that?
I need some therapy. You have to change out of jeans. We'll be back. So make sure to follow us and check back tomorrow for us actually trying a surfboard. Please tell me how you poop in the woods. And I don't know how we recover from this, but we're going to somehow tomorrow.