
Vanessa and Xander Marin brainstorm Valentine's Day gifts and land on increasingly ridiculous options: socks, a Brock Purdy bobblehead, elephant-trunk boxers. They settle on gluten-free pizza instead.
To get my husband for Valentine's Day.
Want to get my wife for Valentine's Day?
Socks.
A gift card to Sephora.
Okay, what else? A sweater. This is boring.
Where do I get her an Ulta gift card? Does she go to Sephora or Ulta? Does she even like makeup?
That much? Elephant trunk boxers? That could be a contender.
A TJ Maxx gift card? Is she even a Maxinista? I mean, she's never told me she's a Maxinista. I mean, I know I am, obviously.
God. Brock Purdy Bobblehead. No. It's too soon. It's too soon. I can't do this anymore. Where's Xander? Babe, are you in here? Honey, what happened?
Answer me. What happened? One question. Are you a Maximista now?
What?
Yes or no?
Oh, God. Were you trying to get me something for Valentine's Day? Me too, babe. I just get some gluten free pizza and forget this whole thing ever happened.
Yes. Please, Babe, just answer me this one question. Are you a Maximista now? Babe, just answer me this one question.
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