
A short YouTube transcript of Vanessa Marin and Xander Marin attempting to demonstrate a sex position called "the ape." The clip mixes written instructions with live, humorous troubleshooting (they remain clothed) and candid commentary about comfort, positioning, and whether the pose is sexually appealing.
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Here's what we're attempting. The ape.
Why is this called ape? There's nothing apey about this.
It's ideal for deep penetration.
It looks like my penis would be going the wrong direction, but okay.
So we have written instructions. Fortunately, I.
Know how we're gonna do this. With our clothes on. Even though I'm clothed, I worry that I'm going to.
You're gonna have to move back further. God damn it. God damn it. Is the arrow.
The shot. It's in the corner of the. Okay, do me. I've adjusted my angle so that I don't flash you even though I have clothes on.
Okay, lie on your back. Pull your knees up to your chest. I'm supposed to sit on.
Wait, that's my balls. Wait, where do my legs go?
I'm supposed to sit in between your legs.
My legs are, like, up on your back.
Where are my hands going? I'm holding your hands on the backs of your thighs. Oh, my God.
Oh. Okay. All right. Yeah.
There we go.
Stop going higher.
Am I near your penis?
Yeah, you are. You're squishing it.
How am I supp.
Yeah, I don't know how we would move.
Wait, hold on. I still. I really want to figure out how to move.
You don't. I'm stuck. Help.
Do you actually want to try this one?
No. Abe, I'm just gonna be straight with you. I have never been hard and also upside down. I don't think it's possible, but I don't know. Next time I get a boner, I'll just flip upside down and see.
I don't know if I could ever see you in this position and get turned up. It's not a sexy one.
Time and a place.
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