We need your help naming our first physical product.

The earth's temperature.

Is getting hotter and hotter.

So you've heard of Kim Kardashian's nipple bra. You could say her marketing was genius. She reminded us of the dire state of climate change while also selling us something we never knew we needed. But here's the problem. She's leaving out a vast group of people who deserve something they feel confident in too. So I've spent months and months designing something that offers the same support as that nipple bra, but for dudes. Dudes who just want to feel seen in their gray sweatpants. Allow me to introduce you to my newest invention. Gray sweatpants with a built in bulge. You see, Kim was right to call out the impacts of climate change. As winters get colder, you are more likely to become a victim of shrinkage.

Women are always talking about how hot our dogs look in gray sweatpants. But some of us just don't feel that comfortable in our regular old sweats. This prompted me to ask, what if there was a push up bra but for your penis?

With our built in bulge sweats, no matter how cold it is outside, you'll still look hot.

But we need your help. We are just about ready to launch these bad boys and we haven't decided on a name. We've narrowed it down to our top five choices, but we need to know your favorite. Check out the caption below to vote.