Short YouTube video exchange (transcript excerpt) featuring Vanessa Marin and Xander Marin. They humorously critique the idea of using a tongue as a cleaning tool—reporting it takes multiple licks, leaves sticky residue, and does not match the ‘one-swipe’ paper-towel expectation.
Your tongue is not great at cleaning things up. Like, it really takes a lot to lick something off. I think people imagine this is, like, one lick, and it's like those. You know, those, like, paper towel commercials.
Oh, yeah.
One swipe with the paper towel and it cleans everything up. Like.
Yeah, if only our tongues work.
Like, that does not do that. There's one little spot of jam, and I had to lick it, like, five, six, seven times trying to get it up. And then there's still this, like, sticky residue trace left over.
Oh, yeah. And then your.
Tongue is just not a cleaning utensil. Oh.
And then I had to use multiple wet wipes to get the remainder off, too. It was. Yeah, it was a mess.