What life is really like when you’re married…

Name: What life is really like when you’re married…
Uploaded: 2023-12-18T15:15:03+00:00
Duration: 20 s
Channel: Vanessa Marin
Description: A short comedic sketch transcript by Vanessa Marin portraying stereotyped, exaggerated married-couple dialogue about sex and intimacy. The speakers trade…

18 Dec 2023 · 0 min

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A short comedic sketch transcript by Vanessa Marin portraying stereotyped, exaggerated married-couple dialogue about sex and intimacy. The speakers trade blunt, humorous lines that highlight mismatched expectations, low desire, routine, and performative responses in marriage.

We're married. We're gonna have sex once a month, but I'm gonna tell all my friends it's twice a week.
We're married. I'm gonna them in two minutes, but I'll tell my boys I go all night.
We're married. I'm never gonna initiate, but I'm gonna get mad and hurt if you don't.
We're married. I am for sure gonna complain about not getting enough blowjobs, but I will never go down on you.
We're married. I'm gonna fake every time but tell you it was great.
We're married. So I'm gonna give you half hearted foreplay for 30 seconds.
We're married. I'm gonna be a hello princess but complain about things being too boring.
We're married. I'm gonna pass out and ignore you the moment.