A short, humorous scripted dialogue (YouTube transcript) that lampoons common stereotypes and expectations about sex within marriage via alternating lines from two speakers. The piece uses repeated punchlines about reduced frequency, faking pleasure, lack of initiation, and mismatched reciprocity to highlight marital sexual dynamics comically.
We're married. We're gonna have sex once a month, but I'm gonna tell all my friends it's twice a week.
We're married. I'm gonna them in two minutes, but I'll tell my boys I go all night.
We're married. I'm never gonna initiate, but I'm gonna get mad and hurt if you don't.
We're married. I am for sure gonna complain about not getting enough blowjobs, but I will never go down on you.
We're married. I'm gonna fake every time but tell you it was great.
We're married. So I'm gonna give you half hearted foreplay for 30 seconds.
We're married. I'm gonna be a hello princess but complain about things being too boring.
We're married. I'm gonna pass out and ignore you the moment.