Behind Closed Doors with the Canine Experts

Right, we're taking off. Please be aware of the exit signs. See the left here? Got a couple of chickens here. Hello. Couple of little birdies about. So we arrived, well, I arrived early yesterday afternoon so I could dibs a decent bedroom. Everyone else gone a little bit later. We've arrived down south somewhere. It's all the same to us northerners. And people try and say I'm not northern, but I've spent my whole adult life in Yorkshire, so I feel like I deserve to be there at least on like residency. You know what I mean? Anyway, we're just heading into South Coast K9 Academy for the first time. It'll be the first time I lay eyes on the place, as it will be for the team. Had an exceptionally strong coffee this morning. Um, we've brought a fraction of the YCA team down for the launch, and we're going to be spending a week here, um, for Kelly's first boot camp. We've got 8 dogs on, all exceptionally reactive, that are going to look to go through a transformative process throughout the week, and hopefully by Friday, as what we do so often up in Yorkshire, deliver some life-changing results and enable these dogs to live a much better quality of life that isn't inhibited by their poor choices, you know? So yeah, we're excited. I've seen pictures and videos obviously of the training center, but it's not gonna compare to real life, you know? Good job we're in the, you know, the fake Defender here. I guess it's a real Defender, 'cause we are on the world's bumpiest road. I think we can go like 4x4 mode or something, Suz, and really give it some, yeah. I don't know, I don't know. People will probably judge me now because I've got this car, but I don't know what to— how to— there you are.

I don't know.

No, I don't know.

We should drive this way.

We're on regular track now. Why does it reckon 47 minutes? That can't be right. That can't be right, Suz. That can't be right. We're off. Bit of a panic set in there. Map said 42 minutes or 47 minutes. Turns out it's just 34. So it's fucking bumfuck nowhere out here. So we're quite literally in the middle of nowhere. Oh, I've gone the wrong way. Look, it's making me turn around. So it will end up being longer. Give this a polish for you so you can see out the front there. Spin around here, and normally by now I'd be listening to tunes, but since we're on YouTube, we'll get copyrighted, so we'll take our video down. Anyway, it's quite nice down here. I've never been this south before, I don't think. Generally down south, what I did notice was another Defender that— look, we waved to each other. I was driving in the middle of the road, so they beeped at me. Anyway. Oh, you bloody city slicker. You bloody, you got a bloody body kit on and that. Yeah, so a lot of the team haven't been down south, so it's a bit of a shock to the, bit of a shock to the system for them, I think. People are apparently more polite down here. Oh no, they're more polite up north. I don't know. Got some nice views on the way in. The Netherfield Arms there, look. Went to a very nice pub last night. See, as we got no signal, so we're just driving into the fucking abyss here. What the fuck? Fuck, why is it taking us that?

31 minutes now.

Going down. Yeah, we're good. There's another pub, look, this one's called the White Hart.

We've got a white heart?

Oh, everyone's got a white heart, I think. So we got a couple of dogs in the back. Well, all of mine actually, plus little Lenny on his holidays. Muttnut's taking his pregnant missus to Marbella for a decent piss-up. You'd hope not. You'd really hope not. And so Lanny's joined, tagged along for the journey. The both literal and metaphorical one. That's a big truck, like. Oh God. That pub we went to last night, I'll throw up a picture of Stark fucking off and leaving us a couple of Polish ladies that were playing a crossword, I believe.

What answer did you help them with?

They asked if we had an Adam Ant singer. In which we did or do. How long of a music clip can you play before it pings you? This isn't— it's upsetting me. Why is it saying 40 minutes again? Obviously not. I'm not going to drive 40 minutes, am I? Sorry everyone. I did not mean for you to see that. Anyway, I've also made a cardinal sin in terms of I forgot my plain black shorts. Now, a couple of rules at YCA, especially for the staff, is that Everything must be plain black along with your standard issued YCA apparel, but I've just got some rugby shorts on, so I'll probably get fined or something for that, but that means I'm stuck all week in the same shorts. It's not your problem to deal with, gang, but it's sitting there for now, you know. I don't know what the fuck's happening here, flooze. That's the problem with being in the middle of bumfuck nowhere is that you just got no signal and you basically have to guess yourself everywhere. You get thrown back in time. Living in the Middle Ages here. Also, my AdBlue is low.

Is it?

Yeah, that's a bit of a tradition on trips, running out of AdBlue. I just drive until it runs out and then I give Chloe a bell and she just, within 10 minutes, she rocks up with a full thing of AdBlue, bless her. She loves it too. If I didn't do stuff like that, she'd probably feel like I wouldn't need her. That's the last thing you want, is to not feel needed, you know? Bless her. Oh yeah, oh, big tractor here, look, Susie. Oh, there you are.

That was a fast tractor.

Oh, bloody hell.

Not as fast as our little wood shredder.

No, he's quite rapid. If you had to throw in one member of YCA staff in there, go on, you had to, had to, gun to your head. What do you mean? You got to pick one, go, go.

Simao, because he's leaving.

Yeah, fuck him.

Yeah, he's going.

See you, buddy.

Bye, Simao, we're shredding you because you're leaving.

You're shredded, you're getting fucking Nando's chicken shredded. Prince Charming, Prince Charming. Nothing to be scared of. Don't be scared of, don't be scared of. The Swan Inn, look, there you are. No luck catching them swans then. There's the third pub. Right, let's have, how many pubs can we find? There you are, look, The Maiden's Tits. Huh? Another pub?

Oh, I missed it. Well, I'll put it up.

Yeah, yeah, we'll grab a piccy. Oh, we got a pub. Oh, The Three Cups. There it is. Where is it? Oh, it's shut down behind you there. Oh well, it counts. Went through Battle. There's an area called Battle. Take a guess as to why it's called Battle considering we're near Hastings or in Hastings. Yeah, you got it. It's where the Battle of Hastings went down and that fella was shot in the eye with an arrow. Is that right? Heading into Chapel Cross. It's all very English, isn't it? Really culturally immersive for all our American friends and Australian friends. And lots of farms as well. Maybe we should have filmed the farms. No, sticking to pubs. 20 minutes away. That's a nice cottage. Oh, it had a thatched roof and all. There you are. How's that for you? A thatched roof. Maybe people could play this while they're like going to bed. You know what I mean? It's like a nice little drive through the English countryside. That's a nice gaff, look at that.

Yeah, it's real pretty.

Mm. What's the pub?

Jack?

Jack Cade at the Half Moon. Look at that, the Half Moon. That looks fun. Nice. I just slammed on loads of cars behind me. It was a big queue. Yeah, sorry. We're touring pubs. I feel like this would be a worthwhile place to visit for anyone that wanted to come and see us and train with us or whatever. You should get some stuff done. Come visit the site of Battle of Hastings. You could do a mad pub crawl. Oh, here's another one. The Wizard's Sack. There you go. Pop her up there.

Oh, that one's ginger.

Ginger bollocks! Sorry, Sus, I had to. It's a force of habit. And although we are technically in the same time zone, I arrived at the Airbnb yesterday about 3 PM and had like a 3-hour nap, so I've given myself jet lag. So I've actually managed to acquire jet lag in the same country. Phenomenally. Amazingly. So I don't know. I don't know how this week's going to pan out, really. Didn't serve me well in Perth, I won't lie to you. So didn't get to bed till late, woke up really early. I don't know. Body clock's all over the show. When does a nap become a sleep? Is it time of day? Is it length of? Poor Sam was trying to get in, scaling the walls. I was fast on. Mmm. Alright, we're turning right down here, Flins. Here we go.

Yeah.

Oh, nice. See ya, losers. Look at this wall and look at this. Very English. Very English. Very countryside. Oh, look at all the cows. There's a lot of cows. Holy fuck. Look at how many cows.

Yeah. The cow to grass ratios.

Oh, there's horses in there too. Oh no, that's a cow. Little black nose. Oh, Ranger. Oh, my boy. What's this? It's not a pub. Oak Frames.

Only 14 minutes away now though.

I know, we're getting there. Make you all sit all the way through all of this. I'm heckler this week. Just gonna sit and heckle Kirkie and Kelly. In your head, in your head. Zombie, zombie. Is that what you're singing or no? Let's see how many pubs we can visit this week. Jet lag's getting the better of me. Took Kirkie on his first sunbed yesterday. The day before, he went for 9 minutes on the extreme hybrid lie down. He used some tan accelerator as well. So I just want you all to know that. So when you see him, you see how tanned he is, you know why. They had to check the weight limit on the sunbeds. Yeah, and height. His toes, that's why his feet are so white, because they couldn't fit in there. In your head. I'm just gonna sing songs until I sing so well it gets pulled for copyright. I wanna live life on the DL. My dogs. It was getting too much. I was getting recognized in airports and on airplanes in Miami. Aren't you the dog guy? Yeah, I guess so. Pub. Oh, look at that little fresh farm eggs box there. Get that. There it is.

Oh, that's cute.

There you go. And then another pub, the Lazy Fox. There you go. What do you think? Oh, Ranger, we're nearly there. We're nearly there.

2 minutes.

Right, here we go. We're encroaching, if that's the word. Oh, they're lucky around here, aren't they? Defender bollocks. We've gone past the point. So now it's just up to our eyes and our ears and Kelly, the tall blonde lady who's not as tall as I, it turns out. Could be in that, no. Oh, it could be. I reckon it's up there, yeah. There it is, there it is, there it is, there it is. Yeah, nice. You can't miss it. Here we go. Get that, Flooz. Got it? There's Mark, Mark's on there.

Aww.

Aww, go on, Mark. I know. Well, this is nice. Look, nice little drive-in for folk. I know you don't fuck around, do you? There she is. Look. Oh, this is fun. Big, innit? There's Kelly's van. There's the South Coast Canine Academy. Where do we park? Hi. You having a tour, are you?

Yeah.

He literally texts me saying, if you have a tour without me, I'll have a wobbler, and then goes and tours without me. Feels like a smoking area outside a pub, innit? Yeah, nice. All right, babe, what'd you do? It's nice here, innit? Yeah. I wouldn't know, because I've not had a tour yet. Well, I can't remember it.

Rangy! Dog field!

Nice. Yeah, it's good fencing, isn't it?

Yeah, the only annoying thing is you can tell where they got bored of digging holes, and those posts aren't the same height as all the others, which really annoys me.

Yeah, digging holes. Isn't that fun though?

It was like 30 degrees.

Do you remember the holes we tried to dig? Yeah, we've dug some holes. Oh, that was horrendous.

Yeah, we can extend that way to have the whole field if we wanted it.

Oh, okay. Yeah, gangster. Well then, I'm going to change my shoes since we're on a vlog.

Ready?

Yeah.

That will be Airbnbs eventually. This will be the sauna bar. So out here we're gonna— they're gonna get, um Astroturf as well, so the whole thing's Astroturfed. I'll have like benches and stuff, and then I want to get like actual proper fencing out here so we can have this as like our little area. Nice. But these are just for now.

All right, we're going in this way, are we?

Yes.

Why not the front?

Because I haven't unlocked the front door yet. Do you want me to go and unlock it?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, do it properly. He doesn't go through the tradesman's entrance. That wasn't so hard, was it? No, it wasn't so bad.

He said he'll let me know when the 3D one's ready.

Yeah, nice. That's not a bad sign.

Ranger wants to go in the man cave. All right, come on then. Welcome.

All them coming. Yeah, really good. Oh, nice. Really good. I like this floor a lot.

Yeah, it doesn't actually need to get changed.

I don't think so. Yeah, it's gangster.

I did scrub the floor with my hands and knees yesterday and it looks exactly the same.

Might need some sort of industrial No, just change it. Get rid of the red.

Against building regulations.

What?

Against building regulations. That's why it has to be red.

Is it?

Yeah, the top step and corner steps and the box step have to be a different colour.

What are these lights for?

Because it used to be a motorbike showroom.

Oh, sick.

That's just a storage cupboard.

Yeah, yeah, very old.

Do you want to grab a t-shirt? They're in— They're not just in the box, are they?

Oh, that is—

was a changing room.

Well, good. Yeah, really good. Ranger, don't jump off there, please. It's really not that bad.

Just some more of my recycling in there. Do you want to look?

Yes, I do.

Just some more recycling.

There you are. What do you reckon? It's like a little changing room.

It was a changing room. Yeah, yeah.

Look, give me this.

Hey, stunning! Where'd you get your chairs from? Um, Debenhams.

There you go. They're way better than ours.

They were on offer. Yeah, that's why I got so many. Uh, so I'll send you the link. They still have some.

They look more durable than ours. Yeah, it's good.

Ranger, do you want to test? Up! Up!

No, he's a fucking thick idiot.

Good boy!

Yay! Well done! That's nice.

You approve? That's so nice. Good boy.

Yeah, what you got? Monkey?

Get your monkey. That's Chance's special monkey, but you can borrow it.

He won't rip it up. That's cute. Nice. It's well good, isn't it?

Good boy, Rangy. This is the office. Don't look at that window.

Chance in there with an office. Is this your office?

Yes, but that— there's a blind, but it was meant to come on Saturday and it hasn't come, so it should come today. I'll fit it tomorrow.

What?

For what?

That?

For that horrible window that's full of stuffing.

Is that asbestos? Look at it. That's good. There he is, look. I didn't even see him go through there.

Dog room.

Oh nice. Aircon?

Yeah.

Oh lovely. Good job.

It does stay pretty cool in here. But the aircon makes it really cool.

Go on, in the crate, like a dog. Go on, bed. Good boy. There you go.

Good boy, Rangy.

Isn't that nice, look. Come on in. Oh, that's good. Got some info here, that's nice, very organized. Got an English Staffie, got a Frenchie, got a Rottie, a mixed Mastiff, Doberman. Now we're talking. Oh nice, cookies, good cookies. Is it still not done?

Uh, no, should be done now. Yeah, it's done.

Jumbo raisin cookies, uh, le pain au chocolat. She's great, isn't she? Yeah. I heard Khan did most of this though. Yes. I rolled today, yes please. Whose is that ice coffee though?

Mine, do you want it? No.

He does.

You can have it later.

Yes, he definitely does want it. I don't not want it. This is good, innit?

I like the fact that your gloves are yellow and everything.

Yeah, same. Look at my height, just look at my height. I'm just, I'm growing.

Toilet.

Toilet, service, come on. You like? Yeah, there's a couple of books in there. Seats up. Yeah, all good, all done. Is that us? That's it, we'll start the day.

Oh, that's cool.

What the fuck is that? Whoa, the big head!

What's the big head? I'm absolutely blind.

Yeah, can't wait to drink some soda water and then some elderflower.

Do you want me to go and get you a little straw tea?

I can definitely see that.

No, you do though, don't you? Is it too aggressive and bubbly? It's aggressive water. You don't like it?

Spicy water.

If I had a tail, it would be wagging.

First day of your first boot camp and you've had your first pint.

Yeah, everything feels pretty good to be honest. Yeah, yeah, that's the end of a pint.

Taking the edge off a bit.

Yep. Maybe I should have done that first thing this morning. Maybe. I'll try it tomorrow, see what happens.

How'd you get on? Group of dogs collectively?

Yeah, couple of spicers.

Yep. Big Doberman likes flashing his teeth around.

Big Rotty likes flashing his teeth around. Spitting a little.

Oh yeah?

Yep.

Like you after a few.

See what happens. Night is young, eh?

Are you going to cut it off at 1 or are you going to take it for a spin?

I've got joy for your wife tonight, just cut it off at 1. Finish with a cheesecake. Mosquitoes.

Any of the dogs in this week's boot camp you think, uh, would be a particular challenge? Mark's fucked off.

Bye, Mark.

Stucky, come here.

Oh, the little mastiff, Enzo. The little big mastiff. Why? The spicer.

Is he? Anyone actually bitten anyone?

Bitten? The Frenchman.

The French bulldog? Yeah, the one that doesn't like walking across the floor. Yeah. It's pretty upstandard though, isn't it?

Went for someone else.

And we're at a nice establishment called the Bell Tip.

Apparently.

Apparently. And I'm just giving them a little plug because anyone wants to come visit us and do a boot camp and change their lives, they could also change their evening by coming here.

And have an Arctic Roll for 70p. Or not, because they're sold out.

Or not, yeah, because it's so cheap that—

It's gone.

It's gone, yeah. Everyone buys it.

Blink and you'll miss it.

Yeah, you can buy 10 slices for 7 quid.

Seems expensive.

It does, doesn't it?

Something closer to a fiver, I'd say.

What do you mean?

Can you even buy an Arctic Roll in a supermarket anymore?

No, here you could buy 10 slices for 7 quid.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

That does seem expensive though.

No, no, probably about a fiver. No, it's exactly 7 quid because 10 times 70 is 7 pounds.

Alright. Caramel. Go on, say it.

No, because I can't, that's the point. Because caramelised.

Like your brain.

Yeah, yeah, I was listening to you all day. That's been good, you've done a good job, haven't you, so far? Well, we don't know, it's only Friday, isn't it? Only Friday really counts, so we'll see what happens, I suppose. Yeah, apparently a pint is like your Popeye spinach type thing. Could be.

Superpower. Said that. Yeah. Well, we'll see what happens tomorrow, won't we?

Yeah. See if you're going to get better or worse.

Well, I had a pint last night and today went all right, so I have a pint tonight. Tomorrow will be fine. Just keep on rolling till Friday.

You never wanted spirits or no?

No.

Never? Just pints? Pint girl?

Actually, no. Margarita is my drink of choice.

Is it?

Mm-hmm.

Would you finish up Friday with a margarita?

Never say never.

Good.

See what happens on Friday.

All right.

I imagine it'll be worth celebrating. First week.

Good game out there. Keep it up.

Thanks.

Bye.

All right, over and out then. I thought you were going for a little— I'm sorry, I won't give you a kiss. I know, I gave you a very aggressive brush today as well. I want to go to bed. Cool then.

I'm tired.

Tidy tuck in.

This is on the way home.

Yeah, we've got—

I would like something to drink.

Yes, that too.

This place is so wacky. Strange terrarium. Hello! Why is he in there and who is he? I'd like to know.

Bye-bye.

Oh my God, oh my God, it smells so moisty. Yeah, yeah, just the other morning. Break me out. Disturb somebody.

You said you love knocking.

No, I'm not knocking.

You're going to have to knock.

No, you can't be knocking. You have to knock.

Take a camera. Go on, it'll be good for the other vlog. Vlog. You're here for the vlog.

No, cuz they're hearing this is happening right now and they're currently scheming. It's so annoying. I have no way to go out. Come with me. It's big.

Nah, fuck that. How does Kierky fit under this house?

Oh, where have they actually gone? Go on, Suzak, if you go and Jacob doesn't— I've got no shoes on, otherwise I would— You can borrow my Crocs. I've got two Crocs on. Oh, that's a bit fucking creepy, that, innit? You shit tattoos as well. You're Fern Cotton's. No, they're not shit. They're wank. They're like, they're the type of tattoos people, people with real tattoos make fun of.

What is your vendetta against me this week?

It's not you, it's Fern Cotton. I don't like her.

Not all of them are based on her, just the foot one.

What's the finger one then? Cheryl Cole?

No. I'll let you have that one.

Yeah. All right, day 4, how'd you go?

Yeah, it was great. All dogs off lead, both walks.

Yeah, bumped into some horses.

We bumped into some horses.

It's the same size burger. What happened was the buns that we got in today were too small to make and add up like a proper size burger, so it's the same meat, same weight. We've just put me 2 burgers because the buns were so small.

That's all.

Yeah, that's fine. She's got 2 baby burgers instead of 1 big one. Sound. That's all you needed to say. It's fine.

Thank you. How do you feel about that burger situation?

I don't give a fuck.

I think we should do the rest of the interview in said accent.

I do too. In the fucking geezer accent. Alright, so you've got a couple of burgers, uh, figures, right? The bread fucking arrived. Oh, fucking silly bollocks has fucking ordered the wrong ones. You've got fucking baby bread. So you know, you have two fucking burgers and on the fucking finger buns like Her Majesty the fucking Queen England.

She won't eat.

Go on England, fucking won last night, didn't we?

Do you watch football last night?

No, did you?

No, played Linky.

Yeah, I lost. Yeah, yeah, they are, they are fucking wobbler at the end of the day.

Thank you, he saw it, he saw it.

This is unsportsmanlike.

Don't be a sore loser.

I wouldn't like to win that way. Let this be the only game of leaguey that the girls will ever win. I'm a businessman. I'm double checking.

Jacob, you should know.

That's bad business, guys. That's bad business. I'm just double checking. Is that how you want to win? Yeah, yeah, I'm just checking. Yeah. Oh, it was very—

victory—

contentious.

Was it contentious? No, you were just a bad loser.

Anyway, let's— anyway, let's just leave it there. How was day 4?

It was good. Yeah, I think everyone, everyone left happy. Yep, everyone's feeling good about last day. Got all the dogs off leash.

Where are you going tomorrow?

We're going to go to Dunorlan Park and then we're all going to go and have a lovely— Dunorlan Park.

Okay.

Then we're going to go and have a lovely, lovely lunch together at the Greyhound. Come on.

Yeah. Nice.

Yep.

She said lunch because it's got—

Yeah. Yeah.

Food's involved them in.

Yeah. Got ham, egg and chips on the menu. Burgers.

They're that ear though.

Oh. We didn't order it, we changed it at the time.

I think I might regret not doing fish and chips. Fish and chips, mate. What, mate? We've run out of tartar sauce.

No, you can't.

You've got a couple of tarts with you here though, innit? Should be crusty in that. What, darling?

You might actually really do look like you should have that accent.

Do I? Yeah. No, not with that. I think it's more of a g'day, mate. How are ya?

Well, it could go either way. It wouldn't shock me either way.

I do swing either way. 20 quid. 20 quid. Fair enough. You don't look Welsh.

No.

What have you got to look like to look Welsh?

Not like you.

Tom Jones. Curly hair. Curly perm. Compressed hair. Just singing all the time.

And just talk like blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Massive knob.

Arsenal. Premier League.

Why are they like football today?

Once when we were in a pub, all these blokes were talking Welsh and it just sounded like absolute gibberish, but then every now and again they'd be like, "La la la la, Premier League!" They haven't figured out a Welsh word for it.

They don't have one.

Every now and again it would just be an English word that they didn't have a word for that. Cheers, mate. No worries.

There we go. Thank you.

Scoffed the rest of those chockies today.

Yeah, I had a little sneaky little one before I went out. Little appetizer. A little hors d'œuvre. Is that what it is?

No, appetizer.

Yeah, fine.

You had it right the first time.

Okay.

Yeah.

Moose bouche. All right then. Any standouts of the group? Who's the biggest transformation so far, thus far?

I think Hazel so far. Rottweiler.

Oh yeah, that was a big knobhead, wasn't it? Yeah, she was for a video of being— yeah, throwing herself around. Would you like, at no additional charge, a slice of Applewood cheese? Just checking, would you like a slightly bigger knife? Fine, mate, honestly, just— no, no, no, there's customer service and then there's pecking a hide a bit, innit?

Nah, he wants a tip. Not that. No one wants that.

You can't put that on YouTube. Maybe the podcast. Definitely not on the tube. I don't know, it might bridge the gap. Yeah, it's different. It's a different audience. It's like the podcast is like the Late Late Show. All right then.

Yeah, Hazel's doing pretty good.

Anyone else pull it through to be Transmission of the Week?

Yeah, Remy today. Dobby. He's a lovely boy now. He had to cuddle with Kirkie. Hated people.

Did he?

Yeah.

And you swerved him.

Tried to smash Sam up first.

Swooned him, I mean.

Gave him a little on his hand today.

He just likes really big people. Where is Sam?

He's gone up to Leeds.

What are you going to do without your little man tomorrow then? Your little sidekick, your little Robin.

Got a giant sidekick.

Can you do Batman and Robin on like Halloween or something?

That would be cute.

Yeah, it would be funny, wouldn't it?

It would, yeah. I would like to do that. Can we get AI?

Yeah, boom, there you are. So they are like bang and ping. Poppy won't edit this though, so it's not technically a real ping. All right then, so all right, see you tomorrow.

See you tomorrow. Yep, I'll see you. Cheers.

All right, day 5 in the pub. Yeah, how are you getting on?

Pretty decent, I think. Everyone's— everyone, we've actually already been to a cafe this morning as well. Oh yeah, for a nice little park walk into Norland Park.

I've got Mark with me. Look, sit. There he is. There he is. No, pink leash.

Mark, do you want to say anything?

Hold. Mark, sit. Hold. Now. Thank you. There he is.

Look, good old Mark. Um, yeah, it was lovely in the park today. No, not a single whiff of anything from any of our dogs. Not a whiff. We passed people, passed dogs. Did you go to miscellaneous children? A random guy that was running like Phoebe Buffet in a hi-vis.

Oh God, that's a challenge, isn't it? Yeah, dogs don't like hi-vis.

None of them.

Weird running.

It was really strange, but he ran with such purpose. For seemingly nothing, because then he came back running again with nothing.

What attire was he in? Running gear?

It was— no, it was a delivery guy.

Not with a— holding anything?

No.

Lanyard?

Didn't check. Ran too fast, actually.

The arms are going. Anyway, the dogs didn't kick off though.

No.

Did we get it on video or no?

Yeah, honestly, blinking, you'll miss it.

Bigfoot.

Yeah.

He's an urban legend. Yeah. Running delivery man.

And there was a random whistling man in the park as well. That was weird. It was like a park ghost. Everywhere we went. Yeah, it was like that. But like no one knew where he was, but you could always hear him. It was strange. Was it you? Checking up. Eyes on all the time.

Yeah.

Sees everything.

God, what happened there? A fly. Fly. Alright. Well, any T's to cross and I's to dot before you wrap up?

We are gonna do some little bits when we get home at barking at TVs, re-socializing with people, and we're gonna lay over our e-collars onto a loose lead walk.

Oh nice. Yeah, boring stuff really.

Yeah, yeah, fancy bit we're gonna do. So we've graduated and we've done everything, middle practice, everything. So we do some bits. What would you do if I taught that on day one?

Yeah, just like blew everything off.

Forget about the food motivation stuff, we're not doing that this morning. First things first, everyone needs a middle, right?

Brilliant. Till Wednesday morning.

Yeah, management, management, management, stressing me out.

Um, you're having food, aren't you?

Yeah, I'm going to have some food. I think I'm going to have a little fish and chips. I actually might get scampi and fries.

Apparently sometimes scampi's monkfish.

Monkfish is nice. Yeah, yeah, it could be. I'll find out. I don't know if I'd be able to tell the difference.

Who's your dog of the week then?

Dog of the week?

Biggest transformation?

Hazel. Yeah, she's coming on the podcast later as well.

Diesel?

Hazel.

Oh right, I was gonna say that's a boy's name.

Yeah, no, that's Hazel. Look at her.

Yeah, she was throwing herself around the mark.

Yeah, she couldn't even handle Rue.

No, I know.

And they had a little sniff in the park today, did they? Alongside by side.

Rue didn't fucking chin her.

No, Rudolph doesn't chin dogs. Okay, just people.

Just the Wibblewees.

Just the Wibblewee guys. All right then, that's it. All right, got nothing more to report.

South Coast on 3. 1, 2, 3. South Coast.

South Coast.