Two travelers encounter a massive herd of grazing cows while on the road in Ghana. Speaker A is nervous and excited, repeatedly wondering who owns all these animals while her husband told her to stay put. Her son is with her, and the whole thing feels chaotic and funny.
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So y'all see these cows, they just walking, right? Tell y'all something, I am— let me fix my little braid— I'm certified if this cow walk towards me, it's going to be something.
Look how it's just walking by, they just walking by, they minding their business.
So I'm going mind my business, they going mind their business. Look, here go some more, here go some more cows. Listen. Love make you deep, make you stand right over here with these cows. Hubby said stand right here. Oh look, here go a chicken. I got the chicken walking by. Look, as long as the chicken don't come over here, your girl is okay. Listen, I'm standing out here with the cows, they just walking by like they ain't thinking about me. I am thinking about them though. Hey y'all, okay, yeah, okay, wait, these over here is eating. Look, there's another one. Oh my God, here come more cows. Where are these cows? First of all, where is they mom at? They just walking by like who they owner? Like who owns these cows? They just walking by. Now y'all know. Oh look, wait a minute, here comes some more cows. Here comes some more cows. Here comes some more cows. Where these cows come from? Oh my God, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. I'm about to back up because where are all these cows coming from? I'm about to go get in the car. Listen, Look, here goes some more. Mm-mm. Oh, look, a baby cow. First of all, where are all these cows coming from? Look, there's more. Y'all, look at this. Guess who about to go to the car?
First of all, he took a OMG.
Okay, he talking about it's okay, just keep taking them, they like taking pictures. Let me tell you something, let this cow walk this way. Let this cow walk this way. Let me pan out. Look, look, oh, there's more cow. Oh my God, there are more cows coming. Let me tell you something, how I I am not okay. I am not okay. Listen, I am not okay. Just a lot of cows coming this way. I am not okay. Listen, mm-mm. Nope, nope, nope. This is not okay. Look, you got my son. Uh-uh, there's a lot of cows. Where are they coming from?
