Alex Cornell covers "I Got a Feeling" by Black Eyed Peas in a live-style performance, interrupted by Dr. Alastair Case of Aeolus/Alice International announcing the organization has "procured" Cornell for human-based research and promising video updates.
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I got a feeling that tonight's gonna be a good night. That tonight's gonna be a good night. Tonight's gonna be a good, good night. I'm feeling— ooh. Tonight's gonna be a good night. Tonight's gonna be a good night. Tonight's gonna be a good, good night. I know that we'll have a ball. Get up and go out and just lose it all. Let's go! Get it off! Get it off! All right, it's on! Come on, help! You want help? Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Now? Practically. Hello, I am Dr. Alastair Case, one of the head researchers at ALICE International. First, I would like to sincerely apologize on behalf of all my colleagues for interrupting what was sure to be a wonderful performance. We at ALICE have had our eye on Alex Cornell for some time now, and were only recently able to make contact. It was imperative that we procure him immediately, as we were not sure when we'd have another chance to do so. I can assure you that Mr. Cornell is safe and that no harm has come to him during this process. I am told we should have video soon that will assuage any concern you might have for his well-being. Our acquisition of Mr. Cornell represents the first phase of our most ambitious research project to date. As you may recall, in the late 1960s, Aeolus International was one of the foremost establishments in aeronautical technologies. Since the transfer of ownership, we have repositioned our company to execute sustained and affordable human-based research projects at the behest of our international investors. As we speak, our first subject is being transferred to our state-of-the-art research facility. In the coming weeks, we will begin a series of tests and experiments in an effort to more fully understand society at large. Progress of this research will be copiously documented, and you will be able to follow our updates here and on our website. Of course, if you have any further questions or concerns, please follow this link and fill out our contact form. We will try our very best to respond your queries in a timely manner, but please be aware that we cannot respond to each and every submission we receive. For now, I'm Dr. Alastair Case for Aeolus International. Running the human race.
