"If I Had a Boat" Lyle Lovett Cover by Alex Cornell and Philip Mills

Ready? I'm ready. Are you recording? Yes. Let's do it. One, two, three. If I had a boat, I would go out on the ocean. If I had a pony, ride it on my boat. We could all together go out on the ocean to be upon my pony on. If I were Will Rogers, well, I would sure enough be single. Couldn't bring myself to marry old Dale. But it just gave me a trigger, riding through the movies, buying a boat and all the seaweed sails. If I had a boat, go out on the ocean. If I had a pony riding on my boat, then we could all together go out on the ocean. If I had a pony riding on my boat, then we could all together go out on the ocean. Leave home, my pony, on my boat. Mystery Master Man was smart, he got himself a Tonto. His Tonto did the dirty work for free. But Tonto, he was smarter. One day he said, ki wasabi, kiss my ass, I bought a boat. I'm going out to sea. If I had a boat, go out on the ocean. If I had a pony, I'd ride him on my boat. We could all together Go out on the ocean, skyfall my pony on my boat. If I were like lightning, I wouldn't need no sneakers. I'd come and go whenever I would please. I'd scare him by the shade of trees. I'd scare him by the light posts. I would not scare my pony on my boat out on the sea. If I had a boat, I'd go out on the ocean. If I had a pony, I'd ride him on my boat. We could all together go out on the ocean. It's me upon my pony on my boat. It's me upon my pony on my boat. There you go. No sirens that time. No sirens.