Alex Cornell covers John Mayer's "Who Says" while a second speaker reads scripted viewer comments and mock corporate responses, mixing live performance with satirical commentary.
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Who says, please? Who says I can't get stoned? Turn off the lights and the telephone. Me in my house alone. Who says I can't get stoned? Who says I can't be free from all of the things that I used to be? Rewrite my history. Who says I can't be free? It's been a long night in New York City. It's been a long night in Baton Rouge. Don't remember you looking any better. Then again, I don't remember you. Who says I can't get stoned? Call up a girl that I used to know. Fake love on our soul. Who says I can't get stoned? Who says I can't take time? Meet all the girls I'll sit on the county line and wait on fate to send a sign. Who says I can't take time? It's been a long night in New York City. It's been a long night in Austin too. Don't remember you looking any better. Then again, I don't remember you. Who says I can't get stoned? Plan a trip to Japan alone. Doesn't matter if I even go. Who says I can't get stoned? It's been a long night in New York City. It's been a long time since 22. Don't remember you looking any better. Then again, I don't remember you.
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