Ash ExantusChief Financial Educator, Ash Cash Enterprises · Financial Empowerment Leader | Public Affairs Strategist | Media Executive | Advocate for Economic Equity & Financial Literacy | Champion for Formerly Incarcerated Communities

Life of a bestselling author!

17 Feb 2024 · 1 min

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In this brief, self‑produced YouTube monologue, the speaker repeatedly proclaims themselves a "bestselling author" while flaunting a series of exaggerated lifestyle perks—shooting a video in the shower, selling books directly, having Amazon listings, making “bank runs,” owning a Times Square billboard, and being recognized everywhere. The speaker frames these perks as evidence of a carefree, passive‑income lifestyle that requires no traditional work. The core purpose is promotional: they invite viewers to comment the word "author" to receive a promised method for turning one’s personal story into multiple streams of income, positioning the speaker’s approach as a shortcut to fame, impact, and financial freedom. The tone is overtly self‑aggrandizing with a hint of satire, aiming to capture attention and drive engagement.

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I'm a bestselling author. Of course I'm gonna do a video with my shirt on in the shower so I can get your attention. I'm a bestselling author. Of course I sell my books myself. I'm a bestselling author. Of course my books are on Amazon also. I'm a bestselling author. Of course I make bank runs in the middle of the day. I'm a bestselling author. Of course I have a billboard in Times Square. I'm a bestselling author. Of course I think people know me everywhere I go. You're not working? I'm a bestselling author. Of course I'm not working. I don't have to. My books work for me. If you want to Netflix and chill and have 15 streams of income from your story that increases your impact and your income, comment the word author so you too can chill out and do these dumb videos.