Why you should join a fraternity #shorts

Here's three reasons why you should join a fraternity. Number one Access to parties. As a freshman in college, all you want to do is party. But the problem is the best parties are hosted by fraternities. So unless you join a fraternity, you're going to get access to pretty shitty parties and you're not going to have a good time. Number two Access to women. Where do women like to go? They like to go partying. The best parties happen at fraternities. So if you join a fraternity, you get access to the best parties and you get access to the best women. Number three Friends. What's the point of college if you don't have any friends to experience and enjoy it with? This gives you access to all three of those friends. Party parties Chicks Why wouldn't you join a fraternity?