How to Start a Pig Farming Business

This is too good. Homeboy thinks he was the first person to invent a business called farming. Listen, let me tell you about the pig business. Because I've owned a pig business. Here's how it really is. It sucks. In fact, quite literally, it stinks. We had two pigs. We live on three acres out here in Texas. And I have four kids. And we want to teach them the value of hard work. So we started a pig business. One day we had two pigs. The next day we had 13 because one was pregnant and it gave birth. What do you do with 13 pigs? I'll tell you what they do. They escape. They get out. They poop everywhere. They run all over the neighborhood. And it was the worst. Farming is hard. Farmers don't make money unless they own thousands of acres. There's a reason that farmers have to rely on subsidies from the government to even pay their bills. So if you see something on social media that shows farming to be sexy and awesome. No, it's not. You farm animals to teach your kids a lesson not to make money unless you own thousands of acres or your private equity. Follow me for more business ideas like this or go watch me on the Kerner office.