A short YouTube video transcript of a monologue by Dan interacting with his dog Maida. Dan describes Maida settling in her cuddle bed, seeking attention and belly rubs (puts paw up, nose on his body), and playfully reacts when he stops rubbing. The speaker also jokingly asks if she has a boyfriend and comments on her desire for attention.
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My dad. You got a boyfriend? She wants a belly rub. She's in her cuddle bed. There she goes, laying on my chest. She loves it. She's happy, that puppy. And she's so comfortable. Cover her. She's nice and warm. Yeah, she goes puts her whole nose on my body. Yeah, she's giving her paw. Oh, rub my belly. Rub my belly. She wants her belly rubbed. Aida has boyfriend. Yes, she does. It. She says don't stop, don't stop. Everything to make sure I rub her belly. That's right. She's going to tell you what she wants. She said so cute. Watch what she do if you stop. Oh, baby. I said stop. And watch what she does. Oh yeah. She'll be crazy if I stop. She'll start to get me. You stopped. See, she doesn't like to me too. She gets me. She gets me. Just like Sasha wants my attention. She wants the attention. She gets that attention. She's a typical girl. It. Take your hand away completely. Take your hand away. She's gonna let you. Maida, do you have boyfriend and a belly rub? I guess she's getting tired.