Celebrate 100K with Me!!! 🎉🎉🎉

Hello!

Hello! Is this thing on?

Hello!

All right, y'all, so here's the deal. You ready to hear it? Here it go. I'm not actually at 100, but I am 10 away, so I figured we'd watch together. So what I need you to do is go and get your friends and things. That's what I need you to do. Hold on, let me, let me do this right here because I want to play around and do all the things. All right, let me fix this. Here we go. All right, it's time to throw a little bit of a party. Yes, clap your hands, all you people. Come into you, the gates, all the things. Come on, I need you to go get your kids. I need you to ask your co-worker to join. We are now 9 away, 9 away. I feel like I'm doing an auction. I just figured, why not? Why not come on here and cross over 100 together? All right, if you're on my email list, you're getting an email right about now because listen, let's go over into the promised land together. Why not? So I figure if I'm sitting here watching the numbers, maybe y'all want to watch the numbers too. What happens at 100? I don't know. I don't know what happens. But I would like to give away some things. So as soon as we hit, uh, 100, I've got some t-shirts to give away, and I will tell you exactly how you can get them. If you're here and you're in the inner circle, go ahead and just say it's you. Go ahead and throw up your yellow circles. Oh, there we go, there we go. 993. And listen, I've already been live today. I was live for 2 hours this morning. We done talked about car wrecks. We done talked about the honeypot. I'll go into that later. We have talked about— what else do we talk about?

What are—

where are my notes from this morning? Because I had to— we've talked about the difference between good Eddie Bauer paint and Behr paint. We talked about, um, how I'm actually not a nice person and the people who were working in the yard wanted water and I was actually questioning whether or not I'd give them water. When it's 105 degrees outside. We've talked about that. We talked about too much makeup and how that makes you sweat. We've talked about all kinds of things this morning. And then I gave a word. Then I gave a word. I figured out how to take the car situation and make it an illustration. Y'all will see that later. I've already been live today. I am coming here doing extra because today's an extra day. I was reminded by the friend of the team, Shonda Stagall. If you have not yet watched her podcast, You should. Uh, but she reminded me that in 2017, when we uploaded our first videos, um, like official videos to the channel, we had 1,500 people. So y'all, it has been 6 years, 6 years to get to 100K.

Come on.

I see y'all coming on in the room. 95, 96. Who's going to be 97, 98, 99? I feel— come on, 97!

I see we're having too much fun.

The Office, they're trying to get me to be— uh-oh, wait, wait, wait, wait!

Oh, we're not recording the screen.

Oh yes, I'm recording the screen. I'm recording the screen because I'm recording. Here we go. Who's gonna be 100? Who's gonna do it? We've got 999,000. Who's gonna be 100,000?

Oh, we just blazed past 99,999 to 100,000!

Oh my gosh, that's hilarious!

That's amazing! That was fun!

Oh yeah, well listen, at least we know it's past 100,000, because listen, it wouldn't have been fun to watch it go to 100,000 and then back up.

Because that has happened.

That has happened to some people. All right, y'all, here's the deal. Here's the dealio. Yay, I'm glad you're here for the fun. Thanks for joining me midday. Don't get fired. Don't let them know you're watching YouTube. I am not going to contribute to you not doing, uh, work excellently as unto the Lord. Where did this come from? Why were they already here? So apparently we have donuts to celebrate that I didn't know were here. But you didn't know, Jesus knew. Jesus knew it was going to be $100,000. Your mother told you to bring them. Should I have one? I want to have a half. I want to have— just give me a half because I'll eat the whole thing if you don't give me— and I don't need that. Come on, 113. 100,013. Yay! Okay, so I'm giving away some stuff. Uh, let's see here. We have new shirt. Are the shirts even in the store yet? Oh, they are. Look at y'all doing your jobs, it's amazing. Okay, living a life I love, living a life I love. This is with blue writing. Here, let me make, let me make myself bigger because I shall increase. Just too churchy. Here we go. Living a life I love. There we go. Okay, I'm giving this shirt away to somebody who is— you have to be in the US. I'm sorry, because it costs us a million dollars if you're not. But, but is there any criteria, or is this just a give? Email list, nothing? Yeah, okay. So, and what? Okay, there you go, there you go. Is that— I'm doing the same thing for all 3 of them, or we doing something different? Okay.

Yes.

Okay, let me turn on some music because this is when I really wish I knew the secrets of the universe to playing music. Because right now I just want to play— what is the thing?

Celebrate good times, come on.

I could play it, but then why would I do that and mess up my stuff? So let's see. Let me do this. Can y'all hear the music and can you still hear me? Let me know. Let me know.

Hey, can I be picky?

Not chocolate.

Guess wrong. All right, so let's see here, let's see here. I need to know your favorite podcast episode. You need to put your favorite podcast episode, the title of the podcast, the number, or the guest, okay, in the comments. I will give y'all Uh, let's see, I'm gonna give you— let me put my timer on. I will give you 30 seconds. Let me fix my timer. Hold on a minute. Listen, y'all don't know about me self-producing. Come on. Oops, wrong keyboard because there's too many things open. Nope, wrong thing still. Hold on a minute. Hold the phone. Make that zero. All right, there we go. 30 seconds. Put your favorite podcast in the comments. Kim Cash Tate, Adulting, write it down. Hot Girl Summer, Conquering Midlife. I don't even know why I did that podcast. I'm only 27. Home Management 101, write it down. Letting Go and Finding Freeman— Finding Freedom. Auntie Tab, Shandrea Shame, Naomi Raine. The power of silence. Come on in the room. Okay, I'll take that off. We'll do it again in just a minute. So of the people that answered, let's see here, let's see here, let's see what the Lord has said. All right, e, e, e, e, e. I am choosing. All right, Alicia Lashay, it's you. Conquering midlife. Glad you're here. Want to hear it?

Here it go.

There we go, there we go, there we go. I'm going to make the next one a little longer because it takes a while for y'all to hear me and then actually Do it. Okay, so here are the instructions. You have to email hello— if you win, hello@chrystalhurtz.com. And when you do that, then we'll be able to get your mailing information from you. Praise the Lord, everybody, and send you your shirt. Okay, um, Wait, does this make sense? Cuz I, I would be asking the same question over and over again, so I should just let them keep telling me, right? Okay, y'all keep putting them in here, keep putting them in here. Let me see. Let me just—

let me see.

Let me, let me do— let me see something.

That's hard. That's hard.

That's hard, but everybody doesn't see those. Okay, I'm still looking for— I'm just gonna keep looking. Just put the podcast in here, just let them roll. Let it roll. We got Lessons on Living Well with Priscilla. We have Dr. Gloria Morrow. Oh, y'all reaching back. The Power of Consistency. 10 Ways to Self-Soothe. The Power of Intuition. Uh, let's see what else we got here. Thoughts on loss and grief.

Eee.

Adult children. 28-day prayer journey, how to maximize your time. My conversation with Naomi Raine. It's time to slow down. Do you want to be healed? Your siblings took over the whole show. Sofa Rush. So far, Rush, listen, come on, y'all in here with some of y'all reaching way back. Ooh, you've been here a minute. Leading Like a Woman, Ke'Andrea says. Deborah Smith Piguet. All right, let me see who else we're going to choose now. Let's see, um, next winner. Oh, let me show you the next shirt. Same shirt, different color, same song, different dance. Living a life I love. There we go. This one is gonna go to Let's see here, this one's going to go to— can y'all tell I'm in a silly mood? All right, all right, Carolyn. Nope, not that Carolyn, this other Carolyn. Hold on a minute.

I want to choose some folks here. I'm just losing my mind.

I'm excited. All right, Carolyn Daniel— Daniel Calio, taking inventory of your life, you win the next shirt. Living a life I love. Praise the Lord, everybody. But you have to email hello@chrystalevanshurst.com if you're not subscribed to the channel. That's what we're doing here. Y'all got me past 100K.

Woop woop!

Listen, I wish I had more sounds, but I'm going to go ahead and give that applause right now. Let me turn this up. All right, all right, we're at 145. I've got one more shirt to give away, one more shirt to give away. And again, Carolyn, you're going to email hello@chrystalhurst.com. This says, give yourself grace. Go ahead, text your people, tell them to come on and subscribe. Let's do it, let's do it. Give yourself grace. All right, this shirt. I'm still looking for people to come on in the room. Somebody's remembering Dr. Anita. It's time to heal. Letting go and finding freedom. Making room. Lessons on living well with Priscilla Shiver. Shivers. Shivers. Her name is Shire, y'all. Stephanie Ike. Embracing the supernatural. Dr. Anita Priscilla Shire, knowing your identity, breaking bad habits. Darlene Turner says how to leave a legacy.

Let's see here, who else? Who else?

How to find a mentor. Uh, celebrating she's still there. The foolery is real. Get grounded, Miss Lisa says. Knowing when you're pressed. Write it down. Being pressed, maximizing your time. I see y'all in here with the multiple posts. Being emotionally honest with God, Home Improvement 101. Glad y'all in the room. All right, let me shake it up, mix it up for whoever gets this last shirt.

Um, let's see here.

I wonder, can I do this?

No, I can't do that.

Okay, uh, let's see here. Who else is going to get this last shirt? Who is going to get this last shirt?

Let's see.

Praise the Lord, he never changes.

Y'all stop me from being silly.

Celebrate good times, come on! Woo!

You better hit that run, come on! Don't encourage the foolishness, don't encourage the foolishness. Yes, it's a— it's that noise, it's the New York vibrato. They're out there, they're out there encouraging me. Tell them to stop, tell them to stop, tell them to stop. Okay, I was trying to choose. See, this is why other people have to do this, because I'm not a good chooser. Here we go. Are you still in the room? The Time in Between. You liked Hot Girl Summer. Are you still in the room? If you're still in the room, let me know it. If so, you're still in the room, then you can have this here shirt. You can have this here shirt, but I need you to let me know you're still in the room. Hello@chrystalevanshurst.com. Those of y'all who won, that's what you need to do. Thank y'all for getting me over.

Isn't there— I made it over, I made it over.

There's a song like, right?

Hallelujah, I made it over, I made it over.

Here it goes.

For every mountain you brought me over. For every blessing.

I'm messing up the words. I'm messing up the words, but y'all know what I mean, don't you?

By and by, when the morning comes, God will be gathering home.

I will tell the story how we've overcome And we'll understand it better by and by. Tell me to stop, y'all. Lord, fix my heart. See, this is why, this is why we can't, this is why I can't be public all the time, because sometimes it's just a little too much. All right, praise the Lord, everybody. Praise the Lord. In all seriousness, thank y'all so much for joining me for Midday Fun and Foolery. It was fun being with you. Uh-oh, y'all see that? Somebody went off. They said, you know what, I didn't get a shirt. It went from 58 to 57. Now it's back at 58. They were like, you know what, she ain't giving me no shirt. I quit. I refuse to be in that number. What?

Y'all are so churchy.

Keep going. What am I trying to get to? Just keep going. Just what am I talking for? I gotta go, I'm hungry. Keep going. Okay. Bye-bye. What? I need another song. I need a song. How about we do requests for songs? I gotta go, I gotta go see somebody before they go out of town, so I got a few minutes.

What?

I don't know what we're doing. Something is happening out there. They did bring me a donut.

Oh, did y'all do that just now? Yay, we have balloons!

It's too big.

Woohoo!

It's a 100K balloon situation.

Aww, yes!

Come on, woohoo! Come in, you got to really come on. Yay!

This is great.

I'll take a good picture with it later and show it. Yay, that's amazing, because you know I'm like, uh-oh. Hey Dad. Oh, hi, Sola. I was calling because I wanted to see if you wanted to join me for something. I crossed 100K on YouTube, so I was just being silly and trying to see if you wanted to join me. Me, but it's okay. I can talk to you later. Oh, I'm still on, but I— it's fine, we can do it later. Do it another time.

Thank you. Bye-bye.

Hey, Silla. Yeah, she's gone. All right, so we were doing song selections. Oh, they— y'all just wanted me to hold on for that. Oh, so I don't have to sing anymore? Uh, I will bless the Lord. I will— they putting song selections in here. I will bless the Lord. I can't sing Shackles.

Y'all are— God is able to do just what he said he would do. He's gonna fulfill every promise to you.

Yes, vibrato. What else we got? I know y'all are like, gotta head back to work. I do too, actually. You have to sing. Yay!

No weapon formed against me shall prosper. It won't work.

No, there we go. All the things. If I'm gonna sing Jesus Loves Me, it has to be the Whitney Houston version, right? But I, I can't remember how she did it, actually. From the— from the—

what was the movie?

The Bodyguard.

Jesus loves me, this I know, for the Bible tells me so.

I can't— I can't be playing with Jesus. Uh, y'all, Here we are. I'm gonna end on the 70. We're gonna call it a day. Look at God. There we go.

That was fun.

Thanks for joining me. And, um, like I said earlier, I've already done 2 hours of fun and foolery today with the doggone Inner Circle. We had a good time this morning, but then I was like, we should just jump back on. Actually, it was Shonda's idea. Shonda was like, jump back on. So I did that. And because I'm here and I have— you will use any opportunity to remind you of all the things. If you were thinking about joining me for the retreat, it's still open. Let the doors of the church— oh, wait, wait. Uh, how does it go? Uh, I can't think of it.

Amen. Amen, amen, amen.

I feel like we ought to close it out with a group. Come on, amen. Come on in here, y'all.

Amen. Y'all not coming?

I'm serious, just crowd in.

Come on, amen on screen. Amen, amen, let me hear you say amen.

Somebody's got to come around here.

Amen, come on, hurry up.

I'm gonna make it bigger, you can all get in here. Y'all are not singing now. Oh wait, wait. Oh no, where do we go? Wait, wait, wait. Here we go. There we go.

Amen.

Amen. Amen. Let me hear you say amen. Amen. Amen. Amen. Hey, man, y'all have a great day.

Get back to work, go get your kids, feed your kids lunch, whatever you were doing. Get out the car, it's too hot to be running your engine. I will see y'all— oh, actually, next Monday I'll be live everywhere next Monday, so set your alarm clocks. 7 AM. I'll see you then, okay? I'll see you then. And also, I think next Monday I'll be giving away a spot at the retreat to an Inner Circle member. So Inner Circle people, make sure you're in the room.

See you later.

Oh wait, I have to go out with my good music, right? Don't I? Let me put on my good music. Here we go. Bam.

Here we go.

Yeah.