Kelsie VanKoughnettFounder of Fortalé | Kinesiology Graduate (B.HES) | Certified Personal Trainer | Online Fitness & Nutrition Coach

White monster taste test 🤍🫧🎧 #whitemonster #monsterenergy #alaninu #energydrink #drinkreview

1 Jul 2025 · 2 min

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In this informal YouTube taste‑test, the host (Speaker A) confesses to "cheating" on her usual Alani Nutrition energy drinks by trying Monster Energy’s White Monster. She and Speaker B compare two sizes of White Monster, noting the caffeine content (105 mg vs 137 mg) as the primary difference. The host describes the drink’s carbonation as lower than her usual Alani drinks and likens the flavor to a white cream‑soda, ultimately rating it a 6 out of 10. Throughout the segment, the speakers make casual remarks, repeat lines for emphasis, and reference their preference for Alani products, providing a candid, conversational review of the White Monster energy drink.

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Oh my God, you guys, I feel so freaking bad. You'll never believe what I'm doing right now. I'm cheating. Oh my God, I'm cheating on Alani Nutrition. I'm so fucking sorry, but the Juicy Peach flavor that is stacking up in my fridge is not going to hit for today's gym and cardio session. Okay, my favorite fitness influencers are obsessed with White Monster. I need to try White Monster, so let's go. It's okay, everybody in here knows I'm a Alani Nutrition addict. Of course there— it was like Each other. This thing is huge. What does that mean? It's like a different language to me. Is it? There's another white monster up here, guys. What is the difference? What the fuck are the exact same? They're just different sizes.
This one has 105 milligrams of caffeine. This one has 137. I literally think that's the only difference. Let me get the bigger one.
Person fucking this up already. Okay, two for six.
A white one not on break. Two for six.
I think I am gonna also get some Alani's. We want to do an Alani review. Love. Yes. We are not friends. Hello!
Oh my God, I'm so sleepy.
Okay, bag secured. Little Monster Energy Zero Ultra. Like, this is so heavy duty, you guys. Not the same as my girly Alanis that are death glaring me right now. We'll talk to you later, okay? Like, what the— Cheers! Okay, I like had to think about how I felt for a second. It's definitely not as carbonated as Lonnie's, so maybe this is karma. I think it's good. I just don't know what flavor this is. Maybe it's literally just like a white cream soda.
I don't know.
I like it. I get it again. Not over Lonnie's. I, I don't know. It's mid, like a 6 out of 10. Not bad. Others are better, you know, but I'm gonna drink it.