What kids are being fed in school.

In this German monologue the speaker examines the current state of school meals, drawing on a conversation with an Uber driver who spent three decades managing school cafeterias in Austin. The driver reports that roughly 50 % of children’s nutrition now consists of wheat, describing school food as "human dry food" comparable to commercial dog nuggets. The speaker links this wheat‑heavy, highly processed diet to rising health problems such as obesity, lipomas, and cancer, and even cites a decline in Golden Retriever lifespans as a parallel indicator of the dangers of dry, processed feed. The speaker calls for an end to these practices, contrasting them with the diet they provide for their own children: self‑raised animals or grass‑fed meat, cooked in plant oil, which they argue represents real, wholesome food.










