What kids are being fed in school.
In this German monologue the speaker examines what children are being served in school cafeterias, drawing on observations from an Uber driver who spent thirty years managing school lunch programs in Austin. The speaker highlights that roughly 50 % of school meals consist of wheat, likening the resulting food to “human dry pet food.” They argue that processed items such as McNuggets contribute to health problems in both children and pets, citing a decline in Golden Retriever lifespans (from 18 years in the 1970s to 12 years today) and an increase in obesity, lipomas, and cancers among dogs. The speaker calls for an end to this diet, advocating that their own children eat self‑raised or grass‑fed meat, avoid any food fried in oil, and consume only real, unprocessed food.
