Three comedians riff on ridiculous ways to eat Cool Mint Oreos. One layers molasses, strawberry syrup, pear yogurt, deli meat, saltines, and popcorn on a single cookie. Another builds a nacho version with marshmallow and cheese.
Oh, hey there. Hey, I've just seen you gobble down those, uh, Cool Mint Oreos. I just gobbled them. Would you show me how do you eat your Cool Mint Oreos?
Oh, that's just the best question ever! Well, you know, first I like to kind of take the top off, you know? Just kind of open up some possibilities, you know? Okay. And then I just like taking some molasses, you know? Just let it kind of crawl down there. Just kind of crawl on it, kind of like that. And then I add some sweet. And what that is, is some just Hershey's strawberry syrup. Just kind of dollop it on there, you know, kind of like that. Get some extra on there. And then what I like to do is get some, just some Yoplait original pear, just yogurt. Kind of plop it, just kind of plop it on there. Just kind of like that, you know? That's different. And then just some Oscar Mayer Deli Fresh meat, you know? Just kind of taking the remains and kind of, just kind of dropping it on there, kind of like that, you know? And then just some saltines. Just kinda blizzard it. Just kinda blizzard it. Just kinda like that. And then just some remains, like, you know, popcorn remains from the previous night. Put some good memories of some good movies you saw, you know what I'm saying? And then, you just enjoy. It's good, really. That doesn't even sound half good. Hey man, well, if this isn't half good, I don't know what is. Pfft. Why don't you show me how you eat yours?
Well, I like to start with a, uh, freshly baked stack of nachos, and I just, uh, escalate my Oreo to the summit here. Then, what I like to do, I like to take a marshmallow and an almond, and I put the almond in the middle— What's the almond even doing there? Hey, it adds, man. It adds. Just kind of put it there, and then I just kind of just take it and just kind of eat it. Oh, oh, oh, it's so cheesy. Mmm. Yeah. Sup, Chumps?
Let me show you how a real man eats his Cool Mint Sandwich cookie. You was cruising for a bruising.
Oh, I forgot the Spectrum fish oil. [MUSIC] [MUSIC]
