A Night of Cocktails Story! #shorts #OvenFollies #CocktailAdventure #GunGoneWrong #PizzaNightmare

So this one guy was going to wow. Cocktail in one night. He lived in a shitty neighborhood. He didn't. He was afraid of a burglary. So he hit his gun in the one place you didn't think anybody would look, which was his oven. Goes out, has a couple of cocktails, comes back four hours, nine beers later, little liquored up, hungry, decides to preheat his oven to 425 or whatever to make some frozen pizzas. And doesn't take the gun out. So he's on the couch, channel surfing, trying to find a Show on television. Five shot.38, Little Chief got five rounds in there with gunpowder. The oven's heating up. Bam, bam. The rounds start going off in the stove. I'm sure the first one, he was like, what the hell is that? The second one is, I know what that is. Had a climb out of. Climb out of the apartment on his hands and knees. Call 911 on himself. Emergency Service had to show up. Yada, yada, yada. He lost 30 vacation days, a year probation, and he had to buy a new firearm.