Geek's Quest #shorts

All right, so I get to mit, and I'm this little geek who has never really had friends in my life because I was this weird hippie commune guy and there are people I want to make friends with. I noticed I can't make friends with. So being a little geek, my thinking is, ah, if I cannot make friends with people, I must go learn how to make friends with people. Here I am at mit, the font of all knowledge in the world. Where can I make friends with. Where can I learn how to make friends with people? The psychology department. So I literally went and took like every psychology class, including things like psychopharmacology at MIT, solely 100% for the purpose of learning how to make friends. And I took an overview course that taught us like, six different types, six different models of how human interaction works. And, you know, I forgot what they were called. Like, you know, relation element, relationship theory and the humanistic psychology, the Carl Rogers and cognitive behavior therapy. All these things. Again, I'm an engineer. I care about results.