Evan's family spends their final Disney day at Hollywood Studios. Hayden completes Jedi Training Academy while using a wheelchair for his sore leg, earning a diploma. The day includes Star Tours, the Great Movie Ride, Indiana Jones Spectacular, and Toy Story, with rain interrupting an outdoor stunt show.
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Are we recording? We are. Let's have some fun on it. You dream about going up there, but that is a big mistake. Gotta be in slow motion. No, no, no, it's great. Good morning, good morning. So today we're going to Hollywood Studios. It's our 5th Disney day. It's our last Disney day. We're doing Disney today and then shopping tomorrow and then baseball game on Saturday. Saturday, and then we leave on Sunday. Hayden's leg is still hurting him, so we're gonna get a— we're gonna try to get a wheelchair for him again and see if we can still do Jedi training. I think we can. We'll see. I'll talk to them. I'll negotiate. Okay, well, we're driving to Hollywood Studios, and, uh, we'll see you there. Okay, here we are at Hollywood Studios. It's a really tiny sign. It's not like the other ones where we get all excited to go through, but we're here. Time to have some fun. Okay, that was an intense morning. The Jedi training thing was crazy. There's a show for Star Wars and they take 15 kids every hour. And so that's it, once the 15 kids are full up, they're done. So they get to sign up in advance. As soon as the gates open, everybody's rushing, running, running, running. The lineup is still here to sign up. Nina and Hayden are somewhere inside, I hope. And they said he's okay to do it in the wheelchair, so I ran to go get him his wheelchair and then got Nina coffee. And the coffee kind of spilled everywhere on the way here. But, uh, stressful start to the morning, but I think we're gonna Very okay, man. Just to make sure we get our time, I'm gonna go check on where they are and then enjoy the rest of our day. Here we go. All right, Hayden is on for 12:35 today. We gotta come back for Jedi training, so we're gonna start by going to Star Tours. Here we go. All right, I got my glasses ready to go in and do some Star Wars. Take your glasses off. How come? It said until you're instructed to take them off. Oh. Next up, the Great Movie Ride. Here we are. What did you think about the Star Wars ride? Is it fun? Star Wars? You don't even care. You just want to make faces. Here we are at Great Movie Ride. Wow, we're getting shaggy. Yes! You don't even like it. No, I don't like it. You don't? It hurts. We get to sit right next to the driver. Driver's going to be here. Okay, ready to have some fun? Here we go. No more red lights! Next up, Voyage of the Little Mermaid show. You dream about going up there, but that is a bit ghostly. Over to the map. I don't know. Is that the lyrics? Yeah. Dream about going out there, but that is a big mistake. Just look at the world around you, right here on the ocean floor. Taking a selfie with the sign. 1, 2— OK, you have to stop. Evan's looking angry. Next up is The Magic of Disney Animation. Next up we're doing Muppets 3D Song Show. She told me to be quiet. Ladies and gentlemen, if you can step as far forward and close together as you can. Nina's pretty good. Let's see what Hayden's doing. Okay, lunchtime. A little bit healthier. We still got pizza. Hayden has a pizza. I have a pizza. But we have some salads. I have a little cup and Nina has a big cup. Hayden has some apple juice, some applesauce, and we're gonna do this and then we're gonna We're going to do, ready? Jedi training. How's the salad? Who loves Nina the most? Me, I do. No, I do, I love her more. I love her more. No, I love her more. No, I'm going to put your hand down because I love her more. No, I'm putting your hand there because I love her more. This is what we do at lunch. Looking good. Ooh, shark pirate. Ooh yeah. Oh, there she goes, we got to keep up. Kaden just got his Padawan outfit. 3, 2, 1, boom. Welcome to the Jedi Training Academy. In time, you will call me master. Oh, they are master of evil, Darth. Are you afraid of the dark side? Tell them you're not afraid. I'm afraid. Tell them so they can hear you. I'm not afraid. Darth, activate. Now, go for the red lightsaber. Go for the inside. And yuck! Good! Same leg! Under leg! And now the head! Perfect! Yeah, good mate! Was that fun? Yeah! Did you do well? Yeah! At least if you weren't afraid to him, right? Yeah! Good job, huh? Now please return your weapons and your practice weapons and receive your official diploma. It's Nina! You want to show us how you're doing it again? Here, watch from this angle. Boom! To the head! Boom! Duck! Whoa! Attack! Whoa! OK, good job, mister. High five! Yeah! Alright, Padawan Hayden has completed his Jedi training, and now we are at the Indiana Jones Spectacular Show. Hey everyone! Do you want to say this one? Do you want to say "Miss Divine"? Hi! Are we excited to— Say hi first! Are we excited to watch Indiana Jones? Let me just show you what I've got. What do you have? This. Oh, that's a certificate for— you're a Padawan! Yeah! Perfect. Oh, and I got a secret button. What's the secret button? Right here. It says Jedi Hayden on it. Yeah, and it has a big lightsaber. Nice. You ready for some Indiana Jones? Yep. All right, here we go. Oh, sunscreen. I thought I was just getting a massage. He's putting sunscreen on. Like, ooh, I'm feeling the Indiana Jones massage. That movie was fake, but the stunt you're going to see today, the risks involved in performing it, were very real. Now the cast includes— All right, up next is the Frozen sing-along celebration. Nina's ready to sing something Frozen. Oh, I don't sing. Let it go, let it go. Let it go. All right, let's hope it's fun. The world is howling like this wolf. You don't need to look back anymore. Let it go. Let it go. Turn away and swim the storm. Okay, who has more snow on them? Who has more snow on them? I've got a lot of snow. Nina has her sunglasses on inside. Ava has a lot of snow. Look at your head. You've got tons of snow on you. I have more. Maybe I have more. Alright. Okay, we're at our second last show of the day. The extreme stunt show. Spectacular with cars and motorcycles. You excited? Yeah! Yeah! Nina's excited. She might get scared. Oh no, it started to rain! So they're going to be doing crazy stunts along this path. But it's raining. See? It's raining. So hopefully they don't cancel it. What are we going to do when we get out? It's raining. It's so windy! It's windy and it's raining. Payton has his poncho though, right? But Nina and I don't have our umbrella. Okay, well, the show is half an hour, so hopefully they don't cancel it. Fingers crossed, fingers crossed. They're coming soon! Okay, it's time for our last Disney World ride for the year. Toy Story. You excited? That's our last ride of the year. You excited? No. No, it's over. Let's have some fun on it. We gotta shoot things, but we also have to wear glasses. I've been here once, but you haven't been here. Amina's checking her hair in the camera, aren't you? I've been wearing my hat the whole day. It still looks good. Yeah, hold on. We're on our ride. We're rocking the glasses. Nina on my right with the green cannon. Hayden on my left with the yellow cannon. Show them how you fire it. Yeah, and I am just the cameraman. Cheers. This is Nina. She's a sharpshooter. Start shooting things. Whoa, whoa, you guys are crazy. You're Hayden's girlfriend, isn't he? Whoa, okay, now it's official. Here we go. Oh, backwards! Ah, my knee! This gun! Get the pig! Get the pigs! Get the pigs! It's almost over! Go, go! You guys did well! You guys did well! How's your arm feeling? You tired? Go, Hayden, go, go, go, go, go! Attack, attack, attack! How's your arm, Hayden? How's your arm? Are you tired? Wow, Nina 89,000, Hayden 28,000. He almost had the same accuracy as you though, babe. 28% accuracy, 33%. Was that fun? Yeah. Best ride? Yeah. Yeah? Nina had fun? Yeah. How's your arm? Give us a flex, give us a flex. Your arm sore too? Your arm is sore too? Look at the muscle. Yeah, nice. My arms are fine. I don't know what they're complaining about. Those guys are weaklings. That's it. That's the end of our Disney trip. What do you want to say? Bye-bye, Disney World. Was it fun? Goodbye, Disney World. Was it fun? Goodbye. Was it fun? Yeah, it was fun. Okay, we'll see you next year. Bye! Self-improvement books are like fitness books. They never work on their own. What you need is a trainer. That's Evan. Get the newsletter.
