A walkthrough of ordering pizza online from Pizza Pizza, comparing it to Pizza Nova. The narrator gets frustrated with mandatory account creation, praises Pizza Pizza's guest checkout option, and notes a payment fee difference between debit and credit cards before the pizzas arrive in 40 minutes.
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We need to get some League food. Mmm. What's the League food gonna be? Official League of Legends food. Click here to order online. I have to set up an account? Are you kidding me, man? I have to set up an account to order food? Oh, I know. Just because of that? Pizza Nova? I am not buying from you. We're going to Pizza Pizza. 2 medium pizzas, 4 toppings combined, 2 cans of Coke, plus 2-for-1 admission. That's a pretty decent deal. 2 medium pizzas. I'll take a medium pizza. Okay, we're doing this. 2 medium pizzas, 4 toppings, 4 cans of Coke, plus a 2-for-1 admission. That's what happens, Pizza Nova! You just lost some business! Making me sign up an account. That's total garbage. Well, they might make you sign up an account too. Well, let's see what happens. Twin, medium, or large? What's a twin large? It's 2! Twin large? It's unclear, but it doesn't matter. They mean 2. Okay, well, this is a pretty cool thing. You get to see it too. I'm gonna go with, uh, ooh, look at all that, man. Let's see what happens. That would be pretty awesome if you could. Oh, check out that mushroom. Single? No, not the whole thing! There we go. Meat. There we go. Buffalo chicken. There you go. None, lightly done, well done. I'm going with none. Okay, continue. Look at that! Oh, but now you see this picture didn't update. Okay, this is— oh, what? You get whole grain option on the dough? Where's my whole grain dough? Dope pizza! Tell me you are not going back. I'm going back! Oh my god. Did I just lose everything? Are you kidding? I think I lost everything. We will literally get pizza at midnight. Where's my cart? You know, once upon a time people used the phone to order pizza. I'm not as happy with my pizza pizza. I'm gonna have pizza nightmares. I gotta do that again. No special instructions and continue. We're gonna make your pizza. Oh. Let's not mess it up, okay? Yeah. How's our dough? Fine. Regular dough? Yep. Fine. Cheese? Yup. Regular. Okay, toppings. What are we doing? Fantastic. I will get the fresh mushrooms. On the whole thing? On the whole thing. Oh, look at you, man. And you want some meat? The New York pepper, the whole thing, or you want to have it in half? Don't mess with it. The whole thing. Yeah. Chili peppers? Yeah. Chili, the whole thing? No, Italiano blend. There you go. And chili peppers. That's it. Okay, continue. That was it. That was fast. But I think I kind of suffered through the learning curve to make that happen for us. I want 2 Barks, what do you want? What are your 2 drinks? Nestea, look at that. There we go. 4, continue. Yeah, and this is step 2. Okay, we're gonna do delivery. Oh, guest checkout! Suck it, Pizzanova! Guest checkout right there! That's what I'm talking about! Now what if I don't have a phone number? What's the problem? Or a phone? Right, they can't call me. I know. I don't have a— does your number work? Do you have a phone? Yeah. What?! How would you like to pay? Pay it with credit card. They have a fee for a debit card but not a credit card. That's ridiculous. Order confirmation. Your order was placed. Email confirmation has been sent. Now it gives you another create account option, which I do not want to do. Thank you very much. Look at that! Your order will arrive in 40 minutes and there's a countdown. Good job, Pizza Pizza! Good job! Okay, pizza has arrived! Ooh, with my 2-for-1 movie. Let's see whose is whose. This is Jason's. Oh, I almost dropped a piece. Yeah, and it was fast to work too. Look at that. Oh, that's actually pretty good, man. Good. Yeah, good, quick, easy. And what? That's what I'm talking about. Pizza Pizza, my new home.
