A comedian responds to people asking if he's related to Nicolas Cage by insisting everyone looks like Nicolas Cage. He lists the Statue of Liberty, Yoda, Hillary Clinton, and the Mona Lisa as proof, claiming he's deeply hurt by the comparisons.
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So over the past few months, I've been getting a lot of comments on my videos and people asking me, am I related to Nicolas Cage? I look a lot like Nicolas Cage. And to me, this is just totally ridiculous because everybody looks like Nicolas Cage, and I have the proof to back it up. Pregnant women look like Nicolas Cage. Your rib cage looks like Nicolas Cage. E.T. looks like Nicolas Cage. Gandalf, Yoda, Hillary Clinton, The Little Mermaid, Mona Lisa, Bill Clinton, Albert Einstein, the Statue of Liberty, Biggie, Buzz Lightyear, Princess Leia, the Green Lantern, Miley Cyrus, Barack Obama. Everybody looks like Nicolas Cage. I don't know why you guys would say that. But I'm deeply hurt, I'm taking names, and I'm gonna remember who you are.