Alf Goes to Washington

Mr. González. Goes to Washington is a significant picture. It is significant Because it emphasizes democracy in action.

Hello, my fellow Americans. Yes, it is true, Alfredo González is moving to Washington, and with me is my new Washington friend. My brother. Hey, glad you could join us.

I wasn't sure that I should actually come tonight.

I'm really glad you could be part of my farewell Greater Fort Lauderdale reception. This is a big Neil!

And look at all the people that turned out here tonight. We do have a number of notable guests in attendance here tonight.

And I'm so sorry that Chris Thompson with Brand USA, who got me the job in D.C., couldn't be here with us today. So Chris Thompson is the reason that you're moving to Washington? Hmm. Oh, I'm sorry, please continue. You can't win them all. So, Mr. President, do you really think they'll like me in Washington, D.C.?

You're likable enough.

And is it true, Mr. President, there are people watching our every move?

There are, like, hundreds.

It's gonna be like living under a microscope. Welcome to my world. So what if I decide to move back to Fort Lauderdale?

I have 2 words for you: predator drones.

But I'm gonna miss the Blue Wave beaches and the 77-degree year-round temperature. I feel ya. By the way, Mr. President, what is your preferred attire when you're visiting Greater Fort Lauderdale?

Stark naked! There are times where you just can't help but laugh. You know what really tickles me? The warm breeze hitting your Pentagon? It's— it's a tense moment. With all the changes and challenges facing your industry, this country absolutely needs— Me! And I don't have to tell you that. So how would you suggest I say goodbye to Greater Fort Lauderdale? Adiós, amigos.

Thank you very much, everybody.

God bless you. God bless the United States of America.