I'm Never Buying Store Bout English Muffins Again

In this YouTube video, Cheryl McColgan delivers a dramatic, lyrical monologue that centers on an overwhelming compulsion to finish a melody. The speaker describes a visceral, almost apocalyptic feeling—imagining exploding into "smithereens" and scattering a "tiny symphony" across the city—if the creative urge is not satisfied. The language is poetic and urgent, framing the act of completing the melody as a matter of survival, hinting at the potential personal cost of artistic incompletion. While the video’s title references a disappointment with store-bought English muffins, the excerpt focuses on the internal, emotional struggle of artistic creation, using vivid metaphor to convey the intensity of the speaker’s need for artistic resolution.










