A speaker uses two doors as metaphors: part-time income is easy and pleasant, full-time is dangerous and demanding. He enforces one rule with anyone who chooses the harder path: no complaining to him. Pick your door, but live with it quietly.
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So now I'm defining full-time, part-time. I'm like, there's two doors. You see that door? Beautiful pool, everything's blue, green grass, trees blowing in the wind, beautiful. That door, part-time, is thorns, is rocky, you have to be barefoot, there's like lions and crocodiles. And what's the sign say? Like snakes and crocodiles, avoid the water. That's out there. Which door do you want to go in, bro? You pick that door. I ain't chasing you. It's crocodiles and snakes. I'm out. You pick that door. I'm not upset with you. I just have one rule: you can never complain to me. Is that fair? We shake hands, we move on. He comes back to me, yo bro, my bill. Hey, did you mess up and call me to complain? Are call me looking for a solution because you're giving me complaining tone. I don't like it. Mess with my day, dude. One second, I got him because I can go back to the expectations I set. I don't have to listen to him to carry on. It's not rude. I don't have to listen to the story. Yo dude, my mom, you ain't gonna believe— I'm like, yo, no complaining.