A salesperson tries to walk a client through signing up for a mobile app, but the client keeps getting distracted by phone notifications, weather updates, and breaking news. The salesperson repeatedly asks him to find buttons on screen while he narrates everything happening around him, derailing the whole interaction.
Can you click a yellow button?
There is no yellow button.
All right, close. I think you're on the— yeah, go back to your text messages. Let's start from the beginning.
Yes, me see. All right, let me get rid of everything that's on here.
Should take you back to a welcome screen is where we want to be.
Okay, it's 42 degrees and it feels like 37 and it's freezing rain. Oh shit, it is raining. 12 PM, 1 PM, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8. Oh my God, it's going to continue raining. East northeast, 17 miles an hour. It says heavy rain and it's 18 degrees. And then 23, and then 28, and then 26. And it's like, oh my God Almighty, that's some badass shit right there. 3, 4, shit. I don't know, I'm gonna go back to radar. All right, let me get out of that. Oh my God, it says a memory for you, similar shots of Diana. I'm not dead. World News, man with life-threatening injuries after large fight. World News, Phoenix woman kidnapped. Holy shit, I'm telling you what, this shit's starting to really scare the hell out of me. You were mentioned in this comment. Well, I don't give a shit. 20 updates available. No, I ain't doing that. I'm trying to find you, damn it.
Do you see like a green button that says click here to sign?