An insurance broker tries to sell coverage to a client with 23 kids, already well-covered in his 50s. The broker can't beat his current price but offers access to 30 different insurers for flexibility. The call is full of humor about the massive family and ends with a promise to follow up Monday.
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So you're satisfied with the amount of coverage on you and you're paying cheap. I definitely can't beat your price today because you're, you know, you got it in your 50s. Right. Okay. You got anybody else in your world that needs some insurance?
I don't know. I got 23 children.
Shut the front door, bro. You have 23 children?
13 girls and 10 boys. My nickname is Punchy. What does Punchy mean? I like to fight.
23 babies. There's no way it's one woman, right?
Oh no, I've been married 5 times.
So you got to— I bet Thanksgiving family photos are crazy. I got 5 kids and everybody thinks I'm crazy. So now I'm going to reference you forever. What's your favorite color Kool-Aid? Cherry. Cherry, my man. I like the purple one.
Okay.
I love it. Yeah. Don't cancel those, dude, because you got heart issues and stuff. Anything I got you now would have waiting periods and all kinds of stuff. So just keep what you got, buddy. Now, again, if you got all these kids and grandkids and you ever decide you want to make sure someone there is covered, I can certainly help you. You want to put together a list for me?
Yeah. Give me a couple of days. I have to talk, you know. Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You do that.
You let me know. And then what I'll do is I'll keep you posted on who has insurance and who doesn't. That way, that way you know who to stress over or who you got to fight. Just so you know, some of these other companies, they're great companies. They only represent themselves though, of course. So where I, where I can help is I broke— I'm a broker, meaning I can write insurance for about 30 different companies.
So depending, check around and find out which best for who.
Correct. Yep. Okay. That way you don't have to have like 20 different companies covering everybody.
And maybe the ones that do have insurance, maybe their kids don't have it. Correct. Okay, I see what I can do.
Yeah, thank you. All right, my man, you let me know. Hope you have a great rest of your weekend, and I'll follow up with you Monday. Okay, buddy.
Okay, good. Thank you.
All right, my man, have a great day. Holy shitballs.