Two people riff on weird surnames and nicknames for Richard. One guy's last name is Boner, which leads to the obvious joke. The other has Wetmore, which he figures is better, but they both agree Richard has the worst nickname options.
What's your middle initial, Richard? Oh, what's the last name then?
Oh, you're going to love this one.
Bullshit. Is it really? Richard Boner.
That was real fun growing up.
I bet. Well, my last name's Wetmore. Not quite as crazy as Boner, but—
But yours doesn't have connotation.
No, they just made— they just— people pretended they did.
But there's one name I will never answer to, and I don't care who asks.
No shit. That didn't even click. Dick Boner.
Ricky, Richard, Rick, Rich, and then Dick.
Yeah.
And you're what? I'm like, no, just because there's a D-I and a C in Richard don't mean I'm gonna let you call me that. I agree.