Rose and Ben debut two new gummy supplements from Spacegoods: Moon Chews for cognitive support and Starchews for immune support, both vegan and keto-friendly. They're styled as a retro 80s space broadcast, mixing product details with jokes about a rainbow dust shortage.
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Lion's Mane mushroom; zinc; niacin (B3); vitamin B5.
Chaga mushroom; vitamin C; vitamin A; vitamin D3.
£59.
All for less than 80p per day.
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Reporting live to you from the Space Goods London headquarters, I've got some groundbreaking news to share with you. And it's nothing at all to do with our super blends, rainbow dust or Astrodust. We've just had confirmation from Ben who's reporting live as we speak from space that after a two year mission he has finally got his hands on a brand new revolutionary functional supplement that's going to support your everyday. Ben, can you hear me?
Hey Rose. Yep, I can hear you loud and clear.
Brilliant. Can you show the world what you've been working on?
Yep, absolutely. I'm looking at it right now. It's phenomenal really.
Oh my God.
It's beautiful, isn't it? So what you can see here are essentially two insanely large gummies. We took samples from both and put them under the scope and what we've produced as a result, I believe are two daily functional all natural gummy supplements called Moon Chews and Starchews. Moon Chews contain Lion's Mane mushroom, zinc, niacin B3 and vitamin B5.
It appears that Moon Chews are designed for the brain. Lion's Mane Mushroom improves memory, focus and clarity. Niacin B3 for maintaining a healthy brain function. Zinc for maintaining a healthy bodily function. Vitamin B5 for reducing tiredness and fatigue so you can stay sharper between the ears for longer.
Makes sense. That would explain why I've been so locked in on this mission. I took a lot of Moon Chews and the ingredients for starchews are Chaga mushroom, vitamin C, vitamin a and vitamin D3.
Okay, so Starchews, they are designed for the immune. Chaga Mushroom is a powerful antioxidant and is good for immune support. Vitamin A, another natural immune support, vitamin D3 for supporting the body's natural functions. And vitamin C, commonly known to support the body against illness also makes sense.
That would explain why I haven't been ill in the past two years.
Well, you have been in space alone. Also true, but nevertheless good to hear you're feeling strong and healthy, so they must be working. Well, sounds like you hit the jackpot then. How do they taste?
They're insanely delicious. Close one. The moon trees seem to be having a taste of strawberry to them. And the starchews, I'd say blueberry. I can't stop eating them. I feel on top of the world. No pun intended.
Well, don't eat too much, Ben. We need to reserve a supply for Our customers.
Royce, have you seen the size of these gummies? We've got a limitless supply here. In fact. Yeah, looks like we've sent the first batch down to you already. Should be expecting them any day now.
Oh my God. Does it say thanks for the heads up, Ben?
Sorry, delivery tracking isn't very reliable up here in space, as you can imagine. Open up, have a taste.
Oh my God. I love these. So I guess we're ready to launch them. Woo.
Mission accomplished. I'm going to set up the shipments and be on my way. See you on the home ground soon. Adios.
Thanks for all your work, Ben. Safe travels. So if you're looking to maintain feeling at the top of your game 24, 7, 365, try this on the go solution to improve your focus and boost your immunity. With our brand new Gummy Range. You're looking at two to three times stronger than your average supplement. They're vegan and keto friendly, clean, safe and high quality ingredients. All for less than 80p per day. And they're super easy to eat too. It's just like eating sweet. Click the link below to get your gummies today. Blimey, that was quick.
Yeah, they just gave me a lift on their ufo.
Who did?
Boy dummies, mate.
Too many?
Maybe.
Maybe.
Good, right? Cheers.
Or you can subscribe to our Focus and Energy Premium starter kit for £59. Where you can benefit from the full range essential for your daily routine with long term benefits from consistent use.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, guys. What the is all this? No more movies. Just sell goddamn gummies. Not that hard. Okay, okay.
Screw that.
Let's keep doing the movies.
That's some cool shit.
Yeah.
Throw the cameras, guys. Take two.
Since the global shortage of rainbow dust has been announced, it appears the world has gone into a frenzy.
I've never seen anything like it.
John.
The world needs more dust and they need it now.
I'm John Spenold and you're listening to Space News. Stay safe out there, folks.
