Matt Wolfe describes the Xiaoban, a self-driving toilet that rolls to your bedside, cleans itself, and transfers waste to a regular toilet. It's marketed as an accessibility tool for people with mobility issues, though Wolfe notes rich people might just want one because they're lazy.
This robot is one that'll take your crap. It's a self-driving toilet. So this company, Xiaoban, will safely navigate your home, clean up after users, and empty itself all on its own. That's right, folks, we're getting self-driving toilets. So this toilet sits on a dock, and when you need it, it can be summoned over to your bedside and positioned exactly where you need it so that you can, uh, shift over to it and then do your business. It's got like a bidet feature to, you know, clean you up. It's self-cleaning, so the toilet bowl scrubs itself and cleans itself when it's done. And then it actually drives itself over to your toilet and then has a mechanism to empty what's in the toilet, the driving toilet, into your regular toilet. So it will dump that waste into your toilet. It then cleans itself and scrubs itself all out, searches the room again. And then when it's all done with that, it goes and docks back up to charge and refills its water tank. So yeah, I mean, this is obviously designed for people with mobility. Issues that need the toilet to come to them. But come on, you know some lazy rich people are gonna get this too.
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