ESTO HACE UN MILLONARIO CUANDO SE DESPIERTA

24 Feb 2026 · 1 min

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In this brief, humorous Spanish monologue, the speaker describes a highly ritualized morning routine that he claims contributes to his success. He wakes up before 6:30 am, thanks the Pachamama (Mother Earth), performs 39 blindfolded burpees, then steps barefoot onto the grass to ground himself. While grounded, he visualizes abundance, after which he brushes his teeth, spits, and eats an organic breakfast sourced from nature. Only after completing this sequence does he begin his work. The routine blends physical exercise, spiritual gratitude, grounding, manifestation, and an emphasis on organic nutrition, presented in a playful, self‑aggrandizing tone.

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Maurito, ¿Qué haces cuando recién te levantas? Me levanto a las menos 69, le agradezco a la Pachamama 39 burpees con los ojos cerrados. Cuando amanece pongo los pies descalzos en el pasto y hago grounding, manifiesto abundancia y recién ahí me cepillo los dientes, escupo y desayuno, obviamente cosas orgánicas que la vida y la Pachamama nos da la madre naturaleza. Y recién ahí me pongo a trabajar.