In this YouTube vlog, the hosts (Speaker A and Speaker B) take their new chauffeur, Jean Pierre, on a shopping trip to a mall to buy a proper suit, shoes, and sunglasses so he can look respectable while driving a Rolls‑Royce. The dialogue alternates between Spanish and English, mixing casual banter with humorous commentary about class, appearance, and cultural identity. They discuss suit colors (favoring black), fit issues, the need for a quick purchase versus tailoring, and the selection of accessories. The conversation also veers into a discussion of Jean Pierre’s Haitian background, mentioning voodoo, religion, and stereotypes about poverty. Throughout, the hosts use playful language, jokes about becoming rich, and references to famous figures (e.g., Perón). The segment ends with the host announcing an abrupt pause because he must travel to Colombia for an emergency business matter, framing the footage as a “day in the life” of a businessman, and urging viewers to subscribe for a giveaway when the channel reaches one million subscribers.
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Estamos yendo a comprar un traje a iceberg para que cuando venga a trabajar, luzca como un señor y tenga elegancia. Así no tiene que venir con la pilcha del río a manejar un Rolls Royce. Mira la pilcha iceberg pobre.
We go by a suit.
¿Ok?
So we look better.
Maybe classes para cuando venga a trabajar, venga bien vestido. Bueno, estamos llegando a la aventura Mall. Vamos a ver si lo empilchamos como corresponde al señor. Y de paso vemos si compramos algo nosotros. No sé. Yo creo que no estamos hechos. Pero así no puede subirse a mirrorless Royce con ese jean. Si o si. Sound tragedia.
¿You ready, man? By Sukoko. Oh, thank you, man. I got you. You got me. ¿Where is suit? Let's go see. ¿It's too big, huh? Hello. ¿Where can I get a suit? ¿You spoke Crayol?
Yeah.
¿How do you know he speaks Crayol? The accent you recognize quick, you can recognize by looking, but how he look too. ¿Oh, really? It's not same as American black.
No, it's not the same.
Different looking.
Yeah, looking.
And it's not the same as African.
Yes, Africa. But from Haiti.
It's like different looking, too.
¿Really? Yeah, different looking.
Maybe here. No. Oh, look. We good. Now, something like this. No, but cannot be colorful. It has to be no blue.
Black.
Okay. No, something formal. You know, we may need help.
No.
¿What do you think? ¿Forty four? No, forty four.
Maybe.
¿You like this one or you prefer black?
This one.
¿This is good, huh? It's too small. You know, your size. You can try small. We need diet too. ¿Oh, I think it's all small, huh? Because this forty four. Maybe we need help. Nobody here. Better. ¿Too big, huh? ¿You feel better?
Yeah, I feel better with this.
Don't forget, we can use belt, but let's try. ¿What do you think? Maybe we take a few and you try, you know. Ah, you look good looking.
Good.
Then we go back to McDonald's. ¿Okay? You pull down window with glasses. ¿What's up, me amor? ¿You know what you looking, man? Let's grab. Maybe a few. Thirty six, Thirty eight. And then you try them, you know, to make sure.
You know. You know.
We should grab shirts. ¿Where is shirt? Oh, maybe there. No, we need shoes, too.
¿Huh?
¿Hey, how are you? We need shirts for him. Too long. We're trying to get him a good suit. This is super long, but it's not for like party. You know, you have something better.
So this is a modern fit. I can show you the classic fit.
Where we can find a forty six, forty six short.
Okay.
If you don't need it right away we can have a tailor. Have it fit.
No, no, we need today. Yeah, we'll just take it. Oh, better you think it's the same price range. Oh, good, Good. Oh, now we good. He's my new chauffeur, so I want him to dress.
Good.
Yes, Yes. So for Pence. ¿What you think he's?
I think it's probably like a thirty eight.
No, he looks really good, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Viva Perón. Thank you, man. Then maybe some shoes for you think we have here or he's gonna me. Hoy está un poco tenso, la verdad. Jean Pierre.
La otra vez estaba más suelto. Yo creo que quizás es como la situación que para él boludo pobre tenía las medias toda agujereada, toda rota. ¿Y yo le estoy poniendo un traje, viste? Le están midiendo. Quizás la experiencia lo tiene un poco como frisado. Está medio. Pero bueno, yo creo que se va.
A distender de a poquito lo va.
A ir asumiendo que tiene una vida mejor. Lo tiene que asumir un impacto fuerte, pero ojalá poco a poco lo va a ir asumiendo.
I like with the car, you know, But maybe it's too hot. No, for this maybe we'll just get it for special occasion. This bigger we need.
That one is good.
Maybe we get the shoes.
Yeah.
And then he can go dress.
No, You want to get the shoes and we put everything together.
Oh, yes, right. Let's do that. ¿You feel better, huh? Rich. Rich millionaire. ¿Are you saying rich in crayon?
Rich.
Yeah.
Lavita.
Rich.
La vie.
The rich.
La vie. The rich.
La vida de los ricos.
¿What you think drives? Yeah. He knows, he knows. ¿He knows his what your wife said last time You told her what happened? He said, oh, really.
He was happy.
You gave her good.
Good.
You go back today with the suit. Your wife. Open.
Baby.
You look good. It's like going church, you know. You go church sometimes.
Yeah, I'm good.
I saw they wear suit. No, too.
Sometimes. Depends.
In Haiti it's Christian. Yeah, or they have other stuff. No Catholic. Voodoo.
Voodoo. Yeah.
Voodoo.
¿By the dark magic, no?
Yeah, dark magic.
Oh, crazy.
Dangerous.
Dangerous is religion.
Voodoo. Yeah. The poor people. They use it more. When to go to school, you appear and educate. You. You. Yeah. You don't know that. You don't need that thing.
You know God, but I know voodoo is from eighty No, he's from Africa.
Most people from Haiti. They come from Africa.
So they do dark matching.
Yeah, but most poor people use it.
Only poor people.
Yeah.
Okay. It's a bad energy.
You're going to be poor for your life.
Yeah, it's true. Because you will do bad to others.
¿Where to do something bad to you? You're going to pay.
It goes back. You do good. Come back.
Good.
Yeah, you good.
That's how. Yeah.
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah. That's how it works.
Some people don't think.
No, they think now. Now they don't think tomorrow.
Sometimes they do now is working. But you're gonna be paid tomorrow.
Yeah, you can walk.
No.
¿Cómo lo es?
Vestuario. Chacarita.
A champe.
¿Cómo lo ves? Advíncula. Fenómeno. Champion.
Rich Millionaire. Viva Perón. OK, then we take this and the suit. Which kind of socks he will is better upstairs.
OK.
OK. All girls will turn around. ¿Don't you think so? All the girls will be. Papacito. Papito. Oh, papá in crayol.
Oh, papá va a comprar con las millas. Con esto yo pago y me vuelve milla y después viajo en masivo.
JP, you the best. Now we get sunglasses.
¿You looking for?
It has to be good to drive.
No drive.
Okay.
Well, I do recommend maybe a possible pair of ray bands, but I'm not entirely sure. The diary looking for something like simplistic. But you can wear it out. Want to take a good walk like these, for example. Have pro plus, they're polarized. So polarization helps with the sun layer. Protect your eyes with the sun layer.
I think has to be like formal. No, I think you will.
Need something.
¿See that right here?
Something is similar to that style. Is the style like still within. ¿Does that look or more like the look?
I've shown you can put like a couple. Ah, we can.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, of course.
Try it out. Maybe also he has to like.
Yeah, Yeah. Yeah.
He definitely have to like your friends.
Yeah.
Oh, and if you want. Yeah, you can just bend the mirror if you want to take a look.
We can have some options. Now, these you like or more. ¿Le what? ¿You prefer this or this?
Yeah.
¿Do you really?
Yeah.
¿You like that one?
Yeah.
Okay, let's get this one.
Oh, you get that one.
Okay. All right.
Great.
There we go.
It's in Spanish.
Ya lo tenemos. Empilchado, perfumado, con facha. Nos vamos a ir a almorzar al Shopping Mascarelli Alberh. La realidad que no estoy tan a favor de alguien que es un servidor, sin menospreciar, se siente en la mesa con vos. Porque después las cosas se confunden. Pero hoy vamos a hacer una decepción. Yo le voy a decir nada. Así que al señor hoy va a almorzar con nosotros.
Viva, pelón.
Le voy a poner un tema en su país. Quiero decirlo a ver cómo reacciona.
Creo que no se dio cuenta todavía.
Comer algo ahora.
You have chicken, No chicken. After I sell fish, I like fish. You like fish. Now chicken. This is Italian restaurant. Como todo hombre de bien, un tristeto. Triple ristreto. Cerra el orto, imbécil. You can have problem. Bien, The other side or here. Yeah, it depends your brain. Me, I come from nothing, so I can be happy here. I can be happy Hollywood, I can be happy Eighty Argentina, all the same. For me I can be also sad here. Some people are born rich, so they don't realize happiness. They don't realize so they think like that. Me I'm the same with money, without money, I'm the same motherfucker. The same one.
Contraste. ¿La verdad que frenamos el video porque tuve que viajar de emergencia a Colombia por un tema de negocio, Sí? Que ahora estoy en el VIP esperando al vuelo. Esto es un día de verdad en un tipo que labura, que hace negocios, tiene que hacer un par de cosas. Tuve que venir de emergencia a Colombia. Veo mucho fantasma con un día en la vida, un millonario, y justo ese día se van a comprar un Rolex, ¿No? Valga la redundancia. Esta es la verdadera vida de una persona que labura y que de verdad tiene empresas. Me toca ir a Colombia. Perdonen, termino el video acá. Buenísimo. Acuérdense que el que se suscribe va a participar cuando lleguemos al millón con un premio muy fuerte que voy a dar. Y el que no se suscribe es una mala persona.
