I MADE A MOTORIZED TOILET *GONE WRONG*

I attached 2 toilets to electric skateboards, and my father and I are racing them today. And we're racing them through an outdoor public mall. Here's the track. We're starting in the parking lot, and then we're doing one big loop around the center of the mall, and then we're back at the finish line. The winner gets this golden spray-painted plunger, while the loser's punishment is they have to ride their toilet until it runs out of battery. On average, it takes 2.5 hours for it to run out of battery. Every track has its own set of obstacles. Well, this track has middle-aged men in small cars. The Palladio security guards that have nothing better to do will get you in trouble for literally anything. So if you get caught, it's part of the challenge, and the race must go on.

I changed my number, got old 47.

It's a racing number. This is my toilet. It's the Jeffersons. God!

Oh man, my beautiful toilet broke. Wow, that's terrible.

We started lining up the toilet race, but then a security guard pulled up, and a few seconds later he was on the walkie and he called in a truck. But the race must go on. We're just gonna go for it and cross our fingers they won't get pissed at us.

Race day, let's do this thing. V for victory.

Are you ready, Dad?

I'm not even sure mine's recording.

You're going way faster.

Thank you. Later.

My dad just took off. Oh my God, Ross, I'm not doing too good.

You have to catch up.

Hey, I'm wearing a suit because when someone said I need to go do my business in the bathroom, I took that literally. Security tried to do a shortcut to catch up, but it didn't help at all. I just struggled and got stuck in a bush. That is not— he's so far ahead.

I wore this outfit today because I'm gonna be going really fast. This cape's gonna be flying. It's the only thing you're gonna see at the end of the race is this cape flapping. Okay, let's go, Max. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, he fell down! I think he dropped his toilet. The best news ever. Okay.

Hey, have you guys seen these new toilets? I paused the video here because my dad got so cocky and far ahead, he stopped to talk to these random kids about his Pretty nice, huh?

What do you think? Yeah! I don't even see him. I don't even see him. I got victory on this one. Oh, stop at the stop sign. Oh, thanks, thanks. Oh my goodness. The golden plunger will be mine! Oh, your shoes. Oh, whoa.

Oh my God, excuse me.

Kyle already is around the corner.

He's so far ahead.

It's not looking too good for you, Max. I think I got a beat.

My dad is so cocky, he started talking to the security guard, and the security guard was really cool and he thought what we were doing was funny.

It's actually nice seeing something funny. Now I've seen it and I'm like, oh, I gotta watch this.

My dad proceeded to sit on his toilet in front of the finish line and wait for me. He's so cocky.

You have to go really fast for this, Max. Max told me to go. I can't even see that.

Here's the finish line, GT.

Oh, he's waiting for you, Max. Max, he's right here. Oh wait, here he comes. I'm gonna let him have a peek. Here he comes. Look how funny it looks. I'm waiting for him so he can get a chance here. Oh no, he's catching it! All right, good. No! Golden plunger to the victory! Oh, it looked like you tipped over.

I crashed multiple times during the race.

They're both broken. I don't believe that. We both broke them. Demolished it.

The security guard loved what we were doing so much he asked for my YouTube channel. S-Y-V-R-A-X. Yeah, that's it.

Alright, I subscribed to it. We got a subscriber! Congratulations!

I think he's my first subscriber.

Yeah, he might be! Yay, number 1!

This was the coolest security guard ever! He was one of my first subscribers. I can't believe this. The moral of the story is, not all security guards are bad. Some will subscribe to your YouTube channel. When my dad and I were putting away the toilet shards, our hands started bleeding. And his bleeding just kept getting worse. It was all over this toilet. It was terrible.

Dangers of toilet skateboarding right here.

Then we proceeded to put the toilet into the car, and this happened. My dad cut himself really bad. We have to go to the hospital. There's blood everywhere.

I'll survive.

Okay.

Look at all the blood, dude.

There was blood all over the ground, even blood on the car. Okay, sorry that I was recording. I wonder why they don't want us to be doing stupid stuff at Palladio now.

I don't know. There's not like a sign that says don't ride electric toilets around Palladio. I thought Superman was like bulletproof.

Super middle-aged man.

I'm guessing I need 4 stitches. I probably got like some bad disease because it was a used toilet.

Oh my God, you have blood.

Look at my shorts.

It's terrible. We're at an emergency. My dad is bleeding terribly. Look at this pant.

Riding skateboard with toilets is very dangerous. Hey, will you take my cape off? I don't want to look like a total idiot in there with the cape on.

All right, love you. Good luck in the ER. I hope my dad's okay. He's bleeding really bad. Doesn't look too good. I haven't— he's been hurt in the 2 videos I've had. He's gotten hurt in both of them. After like an hour of stressing out and getting lost in the car, I was called to come back and pick up my father. You're done. How do you feel?

Yay! 4 stitches, not that bad. But all the doctors laughed.

My dad got all patched up, but he couldn't use his arm for a few weeks. Now he forever has a toilet scar to remember the toilet race. Since that's all cleared up, now it's time for my punishment. Loser's punishment is they have to ride their toilet until it runs out of battery. Uh, there's one slight issue. We kind of destroyed both toilets. Both toilets got demolished, so I wasn't able to do my punishment. I think I have to scrap this video. I'm losing all hope.

I—

ah. It was the most glorious sight I've ever seen! A glimmer in the sky, the angels singing. It was a toilet! My neighbor was throwing out a toilet! So I strapped that toilet onto my skateboard and took off on my toilet. This sucks! It's taking forever! It's so hot!

Ahhhhhh! Frooms!

Can I have fries and water?

Yeah, and knowing where we're playing?

Um, wherever a toilet is. I'm surprised they like let you through. Like, we don't like kids with bikes in, so I'm not gonna stop you. So honestly, go for it. I think this is like considered closer to a car.

Ahhhhh! Jax?

Yeah.

Nice. Oh hey, it's my pleasure.

What do you call it, the crapper?

Nice.

Got my food. Chick-fil-A and toilets go perfect together.

You want to race? Oh bro, we're racing you, like it or not. Big race, big race! Electric bike against electric toilet.

I got destroyed. So I made some friends at Palladio and this really cool baby.

Say thank you. Thank you.

Now I'm gonna Try to attempt to go into the movie theater with this toilet and see what they do. I'm gonna get kicked out really fast. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! It's an electric toilet. Dude, I've been riding it for hours. Hi, vlog.

This is his new ride.

You can't tell in the video, but they started arguing whether or not I should stay. So I said my goodbyes and I left.

That's awesome.

Thanks, man.

Yeah, when you gotta go, you gotta go. I like it.

Hey, you like my toilet? Yeah, yeah, I really like it.

Can I have your number?

No. No?

Ah.

If I got like 2 toilets? Oh yeah, maybe. Okay, I'll come back.

All right, can't wait.

My toilet is currently at 40% and it's been 2 hours. This is miserable. It's hot, my lower back hurts, my neck hurts. I want to go home. I want to sit in a normal toilet or like a couch or just not an electric toilet. After the movie theater, I decided to test my luck in H&M.

Can I have your number?

What?

Can I have your number?

Everyone, we have boyfriends.

Do they have toilets like this?

No, they don't. They could. Oh, okay.

Thank you.

Ah, the security guard came in and caught us and told us to leave. He followed us out as I rode the toilet out of the store. The Lottie O security guard kicked me out, so I guess I'll just ride around the streets and neighborhoods. Toilet time! I'm in so much pain. My thighs hurt from sitting on this circular toilet. They're indented when I stand up. When I look at them, they're all red with giant toilet lines. My lower back hurts from sitting hunched over so I don't fall. If I get home before night, the sun's starting to set behind these trees, dude. Toilet stopped rolling, and I was like, why isn't it rolling? Then I checked, it died. The toilet is dead. After 2 and a half hours, I get to go home! Wait, I'm a mile from my house on a dead toilet. Call Zoey.