A guy walks on a treadmill while narrating an imaginary hike, describing trees and cliffs he's pretending to see. He adjusts the incline and speed to match the terrain, turning a home workout into a comedy bit about staying active when it's too cold to go outside.
All right guys, this is for the people who don't think I'm touching grass out here. I'm on the treadmill in front of the projector and I'm on a, I'm on a nature hike. Well, I'm not really on a nature hike because I'm in the house. It's cold outside, but, uh, uh, yeah, trying to get in about 20, 30 miles here today. All right, look out for this tree. Oh no. All right, let's keep going. Ah, where we at now? Feel like we're on a cliff or something here. I don't want to fall off of here. Ah, easy now, take it easy. Woo! Where are we at? Go to this rock bridge here and get over here. Faster. I feel like running now. I'm gonna hike up there, put this, uh, treadmill on climb so I can climb up here now. Let's go. Yeah, cardio. So excuse for not getting your cardio in, even if it's cold outside. You don't want to hit that gym. That's right. All right, let's go.
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