Mike Milligan delivers rapid-fire Chuck Norris jokes that celebrate the legend's mythic status. From dividing by zero to telling God yes please about light, the one-liners exaggerate Norris into something cosmic and impossible, the way he'd want to be remembered.
You know the jokes, you heard them, you may have told them. And today I'm going to share a few of my favorites because that's exactly how Chuck would have wanted to be remembered. They say Chuck Norris didn't do pushups, he did earth downs. Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you answered the wrong phone. When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are now known as giraffes. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain. God said, let there be light. Chuck Norris said, yes, please.
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