A short opinion monologue by Molly McPherson criticizing the acting styles of several young actresses. McPherson suggests Dakota Johnson's appeal is a 'dry' delivery she calls a 'dry genius,' describes Sydney Sweeney as 'wooden' in The Materialists, and briefly criticizes Bryce Dallas Howard for an awkward promo appearance with an influencer.
Molly McPherson
Because maybe Dakota. What you're saying maybe Dakota Johnson, her brilliance is her dryness. So maybe I'm. I'm. I'm knocking her too much when really she's a dry genius. Okay, Little bit is seconding with me that she's a snooze. I like that she's a snooze. Dakota Johnson, next American Eagle model. You know what? Same vibe, right? Same energy. Same energy. Sydney Sweeney. I tried to watch her in the Materialists. She was so wooden. Oh, I love that wooden. Love that description. Everyone else in the movie was great, and it really stuck out to me. Wouldn't love that she was decent on snl, but zero Modi Chris. You know, maybe that's part of. Maybe I'm overlooking her. Her brilliance. But I also don't think there's that much Louise. I was about to name a movie, but it was Bryce Dallas Howard. Also Bryce Dallas Howard. I saw her doing a promo with. Oh, what's that? Like some online influencer? I can't think of Marie Florio. I'm like, come on, Bryce.
