Two founders debate hiring an AI researcher who wants $500k a year. The math doesn't work, so they're pivoting the whole company back to crypto instead.
How much does he want?
100 million.
$100 million? What does this guy cure, cancer?
He works for OpenAI.
So what, we're gonna pay him an NBA player salary? You know how many people are gonna have to lay off for this one guy? This guy's team would have to go, including him. I have it. I have it. Yes, I know. I know what we're gonna do. What?
Crypto. We were literally a crypto company one month ago, but.
We'Re becoming a crypto company. We're pivoting back to crypto.
That's like our third pivot this year.
And trust me, crypto is.
You told our investors AI is the future.
After your ayahuasca. Rich, real quick. We're launching a stable coin. That's what we have.
What?
We're going back to partnering with moonpay. Forget about the AI researchers.